Great One Liner Jokes

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Oh Great One! Only a few Sprouts remain and they are in need of your help! Use your powers to guide them in returning to their once peaceful and prosperous existence. Fulfill wishes, help them invent wonderful toys to play with and assist them in rebuilding their amazing land! The happier you can...

What's your favorite screensaver? Do you have a hard time picking just one? If so, you're not alone! With the literally thousands of screensavers that can be downloaded right now, most of us have several screensavers that we enjoy watching. Whether it's gently flowing waterfalls, morphing...


Platforms: Windows

WEB Seach: VAST is a user friendly and powerful search tool which will enhance the efficiency of your searches, on the Internet, on your PC and on a local network and is completely integrated with Microsoft Internet Explorer 6/7. You can design custom made searchforms - not a '"one-liner"...


Platforms: Windows

Follow Me ingeniously instructs your Windows Start Button to follow your mouse cursor, where ever it goes! When you execute this software, it will automatically hide in Windows and wait for your mouse cursor to move. Once your cursor moves, it automatically moves your Start Button to the same...


Platforms: Windows

Number::Bytes::Human is a Perl module that can convert byte count to human readable format. SYNOPSIS use Number::Bytes::Human qw(format_bytes); $size = format_bytes(0); # 0 $size = format_bytes(2*1024); # 2.0K $size = format_bytes(1_234_890, bs => 1000); # 1.3M $size = format_bytes(1E9,...


Platforms: *nix

mimic provides a server that mimics ftpd and telnetd servers. mimic is a server that mimics Internet servers. It includes imitators for ftpd and telnetd, and can be extended with scripting to support other types of imitation. Users will believe they are connected to authentic services (such as...


Platforms: *nix

LastBASH project is a console/terminal based Last.fm player. Although the default Last.fm player is a great one, it also is a graphical one and it could be somewhat inadequate for the die-hard terminal users, like some people I know. LastBASH tries to find its place among the other Last.fm...


Platforms: *nix

Getopt::Declare is a Perl module with Declaratively Expressed Command-Line Arguments via Regular Expressions. SYNOPSIS use Getopt::Declare; $args = Getopt::Declare->new($specification_string, $optional_source); # or: use Getopt::Declare $specification_string => $args; Getopt::Declare...


Platforms: *nix

Bundle::DataMint is a bundle to install external CPAN modules for Data Mining and Data Integration. SYNOPSIS Perl one liner using CPAN.pm: perl -MCPAN -e install Bundle::DataMint Use of CPAN.pm in interactive mode: $> perl -MCPAN -e shell cpan> install Bundle::DataMint cpan> quit...


Platforms: *nix

bgpd.pl is a partial implementation of the BGP protocol (RFC1771) in Perl. It was writen as a tool to monitor BGP routing updates. bgpd.pl is NOT written to be used as a BGP router in an operational network, in fact is has no support to propogate routing information because there is no code to...


Platforms: *nix

The easiest way to make your photos pop. You can easily create dynamic images using the advanced exposure, color, and detail and turn a decent photo into a great one, or a great photo into a stunner. Adjust 4 features an adjustable user interface for a totally customizable user experience; a...


Platforms: Mac

DySFV is a file verification utility designed to read .SFV documents in order to check the integrity of files. It works great one one file at a time, but was made for use with large quantities. Also has a clone finder that uses the same CRC32 function.


Platforms: Windows

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sprouts! Sprouts are adorable creatures that have fallen upon desperate times. They need your help to thrive in their once great land! Only a few Sprouts remain and they are summoning 'The Great One' to help them in this time of need! Use your powers to guide...


Platforms: Windows

Do you want to create a remarkable flash flipping magazine? Do you want to make it outstanding to catch all eye sights? Besides contents, an excellent theme also helps a lot. If you are searching for some good templates for your flash magazines, come here, we provide pre-design templates for you....


Platforms: Windows

Rachel’s Retreat is the perfect dream getaway. This is a unique time management game where you operate a relaxing beauty retreat. Build up new stations to keep your clients at maximum refreshment, plus cater to prestigious guests. If you like hotel games or Spa games then Rachel’s Retreat is...


Platforms: Windows

function result=perl_regexp_rep(instr,regexstr,repstr) executes a perl regex match or substitution it can replace REGEXP or REGEXPREP>> perl_regexp_rep( ... 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog', ... 'e.*?e') ans = e quick brown fox jumpe>> perl_regexp_rep( ... 'the quick brown fox...


Platforms: Matlab

Nevistas has a number of RSS feeds with current news available, on a number of topics including airline industry news, cruise industry news, hotel industry news, gaming industry news, otel industry news, restaurant industry news, travel industry news, travel comsumer news and yoga news.This...


Platforms: PHP

AIOCP (All In One Control Panel) is a professional platform-independent all-in-one solution to completely manage a website through a userfriendly web-interface. Based on PHP/MySQL, AIOCP is an Internet/Intranet software platform for: Website Management System (WMS), Content Management System...


Platforms: Windows, *nix

Great waterfalls in your own home, is it possible? It is real thing with our new waterfalls screensaver. If you want to get out into nature, but it is not possible for you now, then this screensaver is for you. Relax and unwind from the city. Realistic graphics will not leave you indifferent....


Platforms: Windows, Windows 7