Great One Liner Jokes

One-Liner creates one-line paragraphs from CR/LF- or LF-delimited text.Scanners normally return delimited text; substitution of complementary characters such as `` and '' for ' in paragraphs becomes easier when the delimiters are removed. Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

Oh Great One! Only a few Sprouts remain and they are in need of your help! Use your powers to guide them in returning to their once peaceful and prosperous existence. Fulfill wishes, help them invent wonderful toys to play with and assist them in rebuilding their amazing land! The happier you can... Platforms: Mac

What's your favorite screensaver? Do you have a hard time picking just one? If so, you're not alone! With the literally thousands of screensavers that can be downloaded right now, most of us have several screensavers that we enjoy watching. Whether it's gently flowing waterfalls, morphing... Platforms: Windows

The key to keeping clients on your website is great navigation. Without well done, simple to use navigation, clients quickly move on to other sites. Knowing this, webmasters spend hours designing the interface to their websites. Never again! Instead of spending hours making navigation buttons,... Platforms: Windows

Feature and function enhancement for Eudora Lite, sponsored version and Pro. Adds a fast-loading, two-way, six-option POP checker and automatic account selector, enhanced rapid mailbox search tool, two discrete signature managers including the "tagliner" random one-liner selector, instant account... Platforms: Windows

WeatherSig is a fun tool that displays your city weather conditions in your email signature for many popular mail programs. Your signature is inserted automatically into outgoing messages for Outlook Express, Mozilla Thunderbird and more.WeatherSig also allows popular fortune cookie abilities and... Platforms: Windows

WEB Seach: VAST is a user friendly and powerful search tool which will enhance the efficiency of your searches, on the Internet, on your PC and on a local network and is completely integrated with Microsoft Internet Explorer 6/7. You can design custom made searchforms - not a '"one-liner"... Platforms: Windows

Follow Me ingeniously instructs your Windows Start Button to follow your mouse cursor, where ever it goes! When you execute this software, it will automatically hide in Windows and wait for your mouse cursor to move. Once your cursor moves, it automatically moves your Start Button to the same... Platforms: Windows

Number::Bytes::Human is a Perl module that can convert byte count to human readable format. SYNOPSIS use Number::Bytes::Human qw(format_bytes); $size = format_bytes(0); # 0 $size = format_bytes(2*1024); # 2.0K $size = format_bytes(1_234_890, bs => 1000); # 1.3M $size = format_bytes(1E9,... Platforms: *nix

mimic provides a server that mimics ftpd and telnetd servers. mimic is a server that mimics Internet servers. It includes imitators for ftpd and telnetd, and can be extended with scripting to support other types of imitation. Users will believe they are connected to authentic services (such as... Platforms: *nix

LastBASH project is a console/terminal based Last.fm player. Although the default Last.fm player is a great one, it also is a graphical one and it could be somewhat inadequate for the die-hard terminal users, like some people I know. LastBASH tries to find its place among the other Last.fm... Platforms: *nix

Getopt::Declare is a Perl module with Declaratively Expressed Command-Line Arguments via Regular Expressions. SYNOPSIS use Getopt::Declare; $args = Getopt::Declare->new($specification_string, $optional_source); # or: use Getopt::Declare $specification_string => $args; Getopt::Declare... Platforms: *nix

Bundle::DataMint is a bundle to install external CPAN modules for Data Mining and Data Integration. SYNOPSIS Perl one liner using CPAN.pm: perl -MCPAN -e install Bundle::DataMint Use of CPAN.pm in interactive mode: $> perl -MCPAN -e shell cpan> install Bundle::DataMint cpan> quit... Platforms: *nix

bgpd.pl is a partial implementation of the BGP protocol (RFC1771) in Perl. It was writen as a tool to monitor BGP routing updates. bgpd.pl is NOT written to be used as a BGP router in an operational network, in fact is has no support to propogate routing information because there is no code to... Platforms: *nix

Once upon a day, there was a backup program called RetroView. A man called John Doe used it each day. RetroView was simply great. One day, John Doe's hard disk crashed and he prepared to restore his valuable files. Thus, he started RetroView's restore and found lots and lots of file - except all... Platforms: Mac

Are you actively looking for a job, and need to send your resume to prospective employers? Have your Curriculum Vitae and want to make it into a great looking resume? Create a professional looking resume with cover letter with the help of Resume Builder. With more than fifteen styles and numerous... Platforms: Windows

The easiest way to make your photos pop. You can easily create dynamic images using the advanced exposure, color, and detail and turn a decent photo into a great one, or a great photo into a stunner. Adjust 4 features an adjustable user interface for a totally customizable user experience; a... Platforms: Mac

DySFV is a file verification utility designed to read .SFV documents in order to check the integrity of files. It works great one one file at a time, but was made for use with large quantities. Also has a clone finder that uses the same CRC32 function. Platforms: Windows

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sprouts! Sprouts are adorable creatures that have fallen upon desperate times. They need your help to thrive in their once great land! Only a few Sprouts remain and they are summoning 'The Great One' to help them in this time of need! Use your powers to guide... Platforms: Windows

Do you want to create a remarkable flash flipping magazine? Do you want to make it outstanding to catch all eye sights? Besides contents, an excellent theme also helps a lot. If you are searching for some good templates for your flash magazines, come here, we provide pre-design templates for you.... Platforms: Windows