Very Funny Jokes

AsmXml is a very fast XML parser and decoder for x86 platforms. The project achieves high speed by using the following features: - Written in pure assembler - Optimized memory accesses - Parsing and decoding at the same time To give an idea of the relative speed of AsmXml, the fastest open...

Dillo project is a minimalist, very fast, tiny & secure web browser..

XML::XPath::Simple is a very simple interface for XPaths. SYNOPSIS use XML::XPath::Simple; $xp = new XML::XPath::Simple( xml => $xml, context => / ); $content = $xp->valueof(/doc/c[2]/d[1]@id); XML::XPath::Simple is designed to allow for the use of simple Abbreviated XPath syntax to...


Platforms: *nix

SQuaLe provides an easy and very fast way to send SQL queries to a database backend. SQuaLe project supports load balancing over multiple connections which can be on different servers. Its very stable and provides statistics, control, and reporting through specific orders (like starting up a...


Platforms: *nix

Valentine's Day is celebrated every year on February 14. It is the most romantic holiday of the year. And the best way to decorate your desktop PC for this holiday is Flying Hearts Screensaver. Very laconic, simple and funny free animated screensaver will be enjoyed by many people. You will see a...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Server

Vanila is a VERY basic SuperKaramba theme. I made it from an idea I saw on a screen shot I saw somewhere ages ago. Clicking on various bits open new themes - i.e. Click on CPU to see detailed info on your proc. Click on Net to see upload and download daily amounts. Ink relies on a program...


Platforms: *nix

KSayIt is a small KDE3 utilitiy for Linux that simply speaks a given textfile in a very high quality, i.e. sound and pronounciation of the spoken text should be as (human) natural as possible. To achieve this, KSayIt uses natively Text-To-Speech systems like MBrola, any TTS system that can be...


Platforms: *nix

The RandomWeb screensaver searches the internet for digital photos taken by some of the more popular commercial cameras and displays them. The results are usually very funny, sometimes disturbing, mainly boring, otherwise random.


Platforms: Mac

KDM-Twins is a very nice KDM login screen featurinf the Twins KDM wallpaper.. KDM-Twins KDE-Look.org Community Portal for KDE Themes Wallpapers Icons Sounds Screenshots Schemes Skins Skinz Screensavers Splash Screens K-Jofol IceWM Kaiman News Forum GUI Polls Links Downloads GTK QT Look Kaiman...


Platforms: *nix

Threads-pop3d provides a very fast and light THREADS POP3 Daemon which can work with MySQL. THREADS POP is an implementation of the Post Office Protocol server that conforms fully to the specifications in RFC 1939 (and later ones). For start/stop use /etc/rc.d/init.d/threads-pop3d.init script....


Platforms: *nix

PicoXine is a (very small) XINE implementation for playing audio events as a replacement for ARTS. Picoxines extremely small (the source code is only 3.0KiB long!) It offers great response time, its faster than MPlayer upon start-up, and it has no stdout output if no errors are found. Its,...


Platforms: *nix

Paradise Sunset Screensaver will transform your desktop into fantastic tropical island with waterfalls, lagoon and it's inhabitants. Tropical sunset is very impressive scene. Here you will find gulls, parrots, flamingo and other tropical birds. Funny animals like monkey climbing on the trunk of a...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Server

slackrep is a very handy reporting tool for the Slackware Linux distribution. slackrep sript generates reports about the status of your packages. You can, for example, check which patches are pending to install or check the integrity of your installed packages. Whats New in This Release: -...


Platforms: *nix

When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches do. You can make beautiful laughter, if you like these types of jokes. You can manage all cockroach settings from system tray cockroach icon where you can enable it...


Platforms: Windows

Create funny photos by transplanting any face to any body and share the fun with your friends. Built-in a lot of funny background photo. Easily cut the face or head and support drag face or head into the position you want. Support Rotate, Brightness, Contrast, Gamma, Saturation, Hue Effects....


Platforms: Windows

Funny Webcam is a software which adds extra functionality to your webcam. This program applies fantastic effects to webcam video, and transmits it to a virtual webcam, used for videocalls in Skype and other programs. With Funny Webcam you can easily surprise your firends in video chats. Depending...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7

phpJokes is a PHP script/application that was written to organize, view, and enter jokes by category. This can be used in many different ways to categorize something and view it on the Web.


Platforms: Windows, Mac, *nix, PHP, BSD Solaris

Funny flash video clips updated daily with the best online videos. Videyos.com is a diamond among most video sites since you can watch extremely funny videos every day for free.


Platforms: Windows

Funny Shaped Window shows how to use 'Regions' to create different shaped windows.


Platforms: C and C plus plus

BAMBOOZLERS: The Book of Bankable Bar Betchas, Brain Bogglers, Belly Busters & Bewitchery - (Volume One) teaches the reader how to do amazing and funny things with common objects found around any house, bar or restaurant. Recommended by the world’s top magicians and bartenders! Here you’ll...


Platforms: Mac