Excuse

The premier excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war crimes. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets,... Platforms: Mac

For frustrated sys admins everywhere, this widget serves up your daily Bastard-Operator-From-Hell style excuse for your lusers. Unashamedly based upon the "Uncertainty" widget by Brad Gale ( http://www.islayer.net/ ), excuse list from http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/ Platforms: Mac, Tiger compatible

Aside from being a cheeky excuse to make people say things that sound sorta dirty, DictShield is a database-agnostic modeling system. It provides a way to model, validate and reshape data easily. All without requiring any particular database. Platforms: *nix

NSCRYPT is a freeware (totally free) encryption software/ utility, which allows truly HUGE encryption keys = no sorry excuse for a hacker will ever be able to open nscrypted files (when a huge key is used). Available as commandline (pkzip etc. style) dos or 32 bit windows. Platforms: Windows

Do you ever leave your computer unattended, thinking you'll be back in a minute, and return hours later to find it still running? Do you worry about the energy you're wasting? Is your business electricity bill high because staff forget to turn off their computers at the end of the day? Have you... Platforms: Windows

Backing up your data is like an insurance, you never have to worry if disaster strikes. Now there's no more excuse for lost data - this insurance costs you nothing! If your system and data are safe now, keep them that way with Drive Backup 9.0 Express. This simple easy to use software doesn't ask... Platforms: Windows

Aldo's FileSync provides an easy and fast way to keep your files updated in different folders or medias. There is not excuse to don't have a backup, Aldo's FileSync makes a mirror of your folders in just seconds. Platforms: Windows

You never surf the Internet at work? Right. Like, who isn't surfing the want-ads while scrunched inside their cubicle, trying to find a job that offers...a slightly larger cubicle? Perhaps you're just playing a game of Tetris, or bending paper clips into the shape of small animals. Choose your... Platforms: Windows

If you have never decided to create your own movie from your large collection of photos, then now you`ve no excuse not to with this simple, fun and excellent tool.Slide Show Movie Maker 3.5.3 is really easy to use, simply select all the photos to convert to video (it supports BMP and JPG file... Platforms: Windows

Network Place Manager helps you store and view the different connections to the web that you often use, in place of having to map them and do everything manually each time you need one of them.Its interface is very basic and is divided into two tabs: one collects the list of individual... Platforms: Windows

Free SNMP gives basic support to the SNMP: Simple Network Management Protocol. This lets users run tasks like viewing and exploring MIBs, or do Walk operations.It is a tool designed with a clear and intuitive interface. Above all, it is easy to learn and use. It has an enormous viewing window,... Platforms: Windows

!conmania is an extensive collection of icons, collected over many years and classified into categories.!conmania gives you almost 1000 icons, from 16 to 256 colours, in groups like buildings, comic characters, IT, PC games, food, music, animals, sports, cinema...Now you have no excuse not to... Platforms: Windows

SNEeSe is an emulator for the Super NES, a console that created a place of honour by itself in the history of video gaming, and, together with Sega`s MegaDrive, led the 16-bit revolution.This emulator allows you to enjoy the classic games of this console, with unforgettable graphics and... Platforms: Windows

Fans of manga or comic characters are welcome. We present here a very high quality illustration of the Angel of Death in 1024x768 pixel size. The whole illustration has been done in black and gold tones, displaying incredible colour and illumination. Also, these colour ocmbinations make it... Platforms: Windows

CrazyFondo is a free utility that changes the wallpaper on your desktop every time you start Windows. On one side you have a list of wallpapers you can use, and on the other a preview of all of them. Using CrazyFondo is as easy as clicking Change, Add or Delete on the images you want.With... Platforms: Windows

SDLPong project is a Pong clone. SDLPong is a Pong clone that is intended to feel "authentic", while adding additional features to extend gameplay. In other words, SDLPong is striving to be a purists pong. For those of you with a more contemporary outlook, other features are in the planning... Platforms: *nix

darcspublish is a shell script that allows you to easily share your darcs repository between different computers, to give read access to the world, or to publish a website that is backed by a darcs repository on your computer. The project should work with any bourne shell and only needs darcs and... Platforms: *nix

Array::PatternMatcher is a pattern matching for arrays. SYNOPSIS This section inlines the entire test suite. Please excuse the ok()s. use Array::PatternMatcher; Matching logical variables to input stream # 1 - simple match of logical variable to input my $pattern = AGE ; my $input =... Platforms: *nix

nightIMPgale is an amaroK script that lets amaroK shutdown your PC after the playlist has finished. A countdown after the end of the playlist is of configurable length and can of course be interrupted. The script can execute a custom command before shutdown. This is meant to turn down the... Platforms: *nix

Want to improve your home? Do It Yourself!D.I.Y Widget brings do it yourself home repair and improvement tips to your dashboard (select feed source on backside).With scroll wheel and keyboard scrolling support the DIY widget search field also helps you find out how to do those household projects.... Platforms: Mac