Drummer Jokes

The Joke Machine fetches jokes off of the web, filters out the banners, and displays the joke on the screen.

You can create realistic-sounding drum tracks in moments, ranging from the style of a human drummer on a full kit to imaginatively bizarre experimental pieces. Whether you want to produce a demo without taking the time to set up and record real drums or just need a click track for recording...

When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches do. You can make beautiful laughter, if you like these types of jokes. You can manage all cockroach settings from system tray cockroach icon where you can enable it...


Platforms: Windows

You can now practice drums for free with a realistic drum kit. Load and start playing instantly ! No settings or complicated option to set ! Features: * Play multiple drums simultaneously (even from several players !) * 2 tom drums * 1 floor tom drum * 1 snare drum * 1 hi-hat cymbal with foot...


Platforms: iPhone

Played by noted drummer and percussionist Michael Blair (ex-Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, etc) and recorded, mixed and produced by Chris Bell. These loops are live played, loose in their feel and excellent for home recordists, songwriters and pros whom are searching for that relaxed drum...


Platforms: Mac

Jokes are stored in a text file and can be edited, added from password protected admin panel.


Platforms: PHP

With this program you can prank your friends. Either you can copy program into diskette, and feel like a superagent when installing jokes to your friend computer, either you can install jokes in yours computer and watch how your computer is making fun.

DeskFriend is a free interactive computer assistant. Your buddy can read html documents, jokes, news headlines, appointments and much more. Every day your buddy can have different options.


Platforms: Windows

The 100% FREE Vonna Toolbar offer - Popup Blocker, Web and cursor search with thumbnail previews, Search the major engines, Direct access to FREE: News, Online Games, Jokes, Funny Pictures, Deskmates, Fonts, Horoscopes and more.


Platforms: Windows

Joke411 is a completely free "joke of the day" application. It loads during the system startup and displays a daily joke in a balloon message near the system clock. Joke411 is fully customizable: you may add your own set of daily jokes by simply editing a text file that contains all jokes. To...


Platforms: Windows

CheckBeat is a virtual drum machine designed for quickly creating simple beats. It can be used like a fancy metronome and is handy when you need to create a backing beat for a drummer-less jam session. Programming a beat is as simple as clicking a few checkboxes. It plays sound using .wav...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7

Panda ActiveScan is an online scanner that scans your PC for all types of malicious software. It scans your PC completely, checking the memory and all files on disk to find any threat (active or latent) such as viruses, trojans, worms, spyware, dialers, hacking tools, jokes and security risks....


Platforms: Windows

AntiVir Personal Edition is completely free of charge for private and individual use, it detects and removes more than 80,000 viruses & is always among the winners of comparison tests featured in computer journals. Features include - resident Virus Guard to monitor file movements automatically...


Platforms: Windows

DayDawn was the first project created in 2007 by Acida Software, and thanks to updates has since become a great program, and also completely free.It is a traditional RPG in terms of excitement and style, set in the Middle Ages in the fantasy world of Far+Dah, focusing on the neighbourhoods of...


Platforms: Windows

Circuit Aid contains a resistor circuit analysis tool that can build up to an 18 resistor series-parallel circuit. This tool will display voltage, amperage, and power used by every resistor in the circuit by means of mesh analysis. In addition, the program also contains a resistor color band...


Platforms: Mac

EverQuest is a real-time 3-dimensional massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG).Welcome to the world of EverQuest« for the Macintosh, a huge 3D massively multiplayer fantasy roleplaying game. Prepare to enter an enormous virtual environment, an entire world with its own diverse...


Platforms: Mac

Here is my first cut at The Dave Matthews Band Set List Widget. This widget reads the RSS feed from the nancies.org fan club site and displays it in the widget.In order to use this widget you will need a Macintosh running OS X 10.4 (Tiger) or higher. I highly recommend version 10.4.2.


Platforms: Mac

This is a Christmas Calendar Widget. It contains 24 Windows jokes - one behind every door - until Christmas Eve! In other words: 24 Reasons why you are glad youlve got a Mac!Small Introduction: - Clicking a door will show you the Windows joke behind. Note: If you try to open it too early, youlll...


Platforms: Mac

REC S Record audio on the fly... for free.Very simple app for audio recording. Records up to 8 tracks simultaneously in AIFF, WAVE or SDII format (depends on your audio driver or sound card). Produces mono, stereo or splited left and right files. Includes a simple player. Available for free.


Platforms: Mac

Practice and compose with this free auto accompaniment software. Set up a chord progression, select a music style and press play. ChordPulse Lite will play your automatic accompaniment with drums, bass and chords that you will enjoy playing along with. In contrast to mp3 backing tracks, midi...


Platforms: Windows