Woody Allen Jokes

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be...

DOM Menu allows developers to add dynamic, hierarchical popup menus on their web pages. The direction of the menu can either be horizontal or vertical and the menu can open (or popout) in either direction. It has both screen edge detection and < select > element detection (for browsers that...

Woody Ball will bring you to a new world of ball removing game. You can play Woody Ball for your coffee break or evening of fun. Turn balls and remove them of the same color that are connected horizontally or vertically. It requires more skill and thought. Woody Ball supports multi-player playing.


Platforms: Windows

This little fun program is able to retrieve a new picture jokes for you from its online gallery everyday. Just specify a time when you want to show pictures and it will automatically download a picture of the day and the last addition and put them in MSN like windows on your desktop.


Platforms: Windows

Euronode is a set of Debian GNU / Linux distributions, which transforms in a few minutes a simple computer into a high performance server or firewall installed and configured ! Built on the basis of Debian GNU / Linux Woody Release 2, Euronode includes most of the essential tools, without any...


Platforms: *nix

Video::Info::MPEG::Constants is a suite of modules to probe video files for various attributes. Previous versions of Video::Info depended on external modules, such as RIFF::Info and ASF::Info. This is no longer the case, you dont need to install them. All the functionality is now included with...


Platforms: *nix

Plume is a complete set of packages to create and administrate a network of diskless computers used as X terminals. Stations root filesystem is extensively based on Debian with as few new packages as possible. It is clean and lean, as well as easy to understand and adapt if needed. It is all...


Platforms: *nix

myfw is firewall based on iptables snipets (modules). myfw project helps you to build your iptables firewall. A configuration is listing ``modules, which are containing iptables rules. Thoses modules can contain perl code, in order to facilitate writing of rules (think foreach @ntp_servers)....


Platforms: *nix

SLAD is a tool for performing local security checks against GNU/Linux systems. SLAD has been primarily developed for the BOSS project to work together with Nessus to enhance its local scanning capabilities. For example, scanning for weak passwords with a tool like John-the-Ripper is something...


Platforms: *nix

MindOnTrack - first in the world task manager with built-in mind maps! Why is it matter? First, mind maps allows you to quickly do a brainstorm of your problems. Once the map is completed, it can easily be transformed into a set of projects and actions. Second, any task list, a set of projects,...


Platforms: Windows

Uncertainty brings unix fortunes to your dashboard. View fortunes, jokes, quotes, facts and many other things right from your dashboard.


Platforms: Mac

Capture information from your computer to an MS Word, or Text file with one keystroke! Snapture, is the easiest way to capture information and take it with you. Want to "remember" little things like driving directions, eBay listings, funny jokes, clever quotes, receipts, URLs, etc? Now you can...


Platforms: Windows

EverQuest is a real-time 3-dimensional massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG).Welcome to the world of EverQuest« for the Macintosh, a huge 3D massively multiplayer fantasy roleplaying game. Prepare to enter an enormous virtual environment, an entire world with its own diverse...


Platforms: Mac

Activities Plus is a potpourri of fun diversions. In includes crossword puzzles, Knowledge Tic-Tac-Toe, two matching games, and a word scrambler. You can also find out what happened the year you were born, plus enjoy general quotes and jokes. Several sound files come with the program to make it...


Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows.


Platforms: Windows

Chat line expresshelps you organize your bits of info into the intuitive Explorer-likeform.Chat line express helps you input your bits of info into any editor (notepad, word, IE etc.) by ONE mouse click!The possibilities for its use are practically endless: interesting thoughts, to-do lists,...


Platforms: Windows

Video::Info::MPEG::System is a suite of modules to probe video files for various attributes. Previous versions of Video::Info depended on external modules, such as RIFF::Info and ASF::Info. This is no longer the case, you dont need to install them. All the functionality is now included with the...


Platforms: *nix

GroupSTAT generates statistics from a local Usenet news spool. Recently, I seem to have become the unofficial stats maintainer for rec.arts.drwho. The program that I have been using to generate these stats, StatNews, was inadequate for the job. I thought about making a few alterations to it and...


Platforms: *nix

Afick is a security tool, very close from the well known tripwire. It allows to monitor the changes on your files systems, and so can detect intrusions. It's designed to be quick and portable. For now, it has been tested on Windows XP, 2000, vista with ActiveState's ActivePerl linux Redhat...


Platforms: *nix

Studs MVC Framework+ contains a port of Apaches Jakarta Struts to PHP, though the libraries included in the rest of the project are much more vast. In order to implement the Struts port, it was necessary to build a core, object-oriented API in the style of the JDK and the Jakarta Commons, a...


Platforms: *nix