Trucker Dispatch Jokes

This little fun program is able to retrieve a new picture jokes for you from its online gallery everyday. Just specify a time when you want to show pictures and it will automatically download a picture of the day and the last addition and put them in MSN like windows on your desktop.

Trip Paylog lets a long-distance trucker use a handheld computer and/or Windows to keep up with data related to each leg of a job from pickup to delivery. Tracks an unlimited number of jobs. Generates reports for a single job or over a date range. Includes a Windows companion version that shares...

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be...


Platforms: Windows

Sell Gift Certificates with your StoreFront Shopping Cart and instantly dispatch gift certificates in real time. Send multi-part e-mails containing both an HTML and TEXT template for gift certificates, define gift certificate expirations, and change templates with ease without a recompile of your...


Platforms: Windows

A Windows screen saver for displaying jokes, poems or single words in various colors, typefaces and effects. Contents displayed can be modified to your own liking. Comes with English and German sample files containing word lists, jokes, quotations and short poems. Very easy installation and...


Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows.


Platforms: Windows

FREE electronic book with 150 jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize (enter) your jokes. Features: 1.Notebook-like interface. 2.Easy-to-use. 3.Very fast and small....


Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows.


Platforms: Windows

Activities Plus 5.0 is a pack of fun programs, that includes, among many other types, games like crossword puzzles, Tic-Tac-Toe, two matching games and a word scrambler.It also has other utilities like guess what happened in the year you were born, appointments, jokes, fun sound files, etc.


Platforms: Windows

RudeCDTray 1.0 is a simple program to play jokes on your friends the first few times you use it (later it`s a bit tiring and boring).Simply put, the program waits and then suddenly opens the CD drive automatically, emitting a very loud fart that the whole world can hear.


Platforms: Windows

Sub::PatMat can call a version of subroutine depending on its arguments. SYNOPSIS use Sub::PatMat; # basics: sub fact : when($_[0] <= 1) { 1 } sub fact { my ($n) = @_; $n*fact($n-1) } print fact(6); # referring to things other than @_: sub mysort : when($a < $b) { -1 } sub mysort :...


Platforms: *nix

The Runabout is an extension of the Java libraries that adds two-argument multi-dispatch to Java without changing the language or the VM. It uses reflection to find visit methods, which are invoked using dynamically generated and loaded code. The Runabout does not need a special compiler or...


Platforms: *nix

Log::Log4perl::JavaMap is a Perl module that maps java log4j appenders to Log::Dispatch classes. SYNOPSIS ############################### log4j.appender.FileAppndr1 = org.apache.log4j.FileAppender log4j.appender.FileAppndr1.File = /var/log/onetime.log log4j.appender.FileAppndr1.Append =...


Platforms: *nix

XML::XMetaL is a Perl module with dispatch class for XML::XMetaL development framework. The XML::XMetaL class is a dispatcher for XMetaL customization handlers. XML:XMetaL objects are singletons. There can be only one XML::XMetaL object instantiated at any one time. If an XML::XMetaL object...


Platforms: *nix

Doublecpp project is a preprocessor for C++ that handles a new linguistic construct for defining branches of a multi-method. The "right branch of such a method will be selected dynamically at run-time according to the actual type of the object on which the method is invoked and to the actual...


Platforms: *nix

Class::Multimethods::Pure is a Perl module that contains a method-ordered multimethod dispatch. SYNOPSIS use Class::Multimethods::Pure; package A; sub magic { rand() > 0.5 } package B; use base A; package C; use base A; BEGIN { multi foo => (A, A) => sub { "Generic catch-all"; };...


Platforms: *nix

Uncertainty brings unix fortunes to your dashboard. View fortunes, jokes, quotes, facts and many other things right from your dashboard.


Platforms: Mac

The Joke Machine fetches jokes off of the web, filters out the banners, and displays the joke on the screen.


Platforms: Mac

MyCyberFriend is an 'AI-like' program for children 8-12 yrs old to chat and interact with Human like Robots. With its instant messaging like feel the robot friends become more of a friend the longer they chat on different free flowing topics. The 2 main Friends are a robot boy and girl that think...


Platforms: Windows

When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches do. You can make beautiful laughter, if you like these types of jokes. You can manage all cockroach settings from system tray cockroach icon where you can enable it...


Platforms: Windows