Jewish One Liners

XLSperl module allows you to use Perl "one-liners" with Microsoft Excel files. SYNOPSYS XLSperl [options] -e ... file1.xls file2.xls ... fileX.xls cat file.txt | XLSperl [options] -e ... Perl "one-liners" have a great many uses for quick data processing tasks, often replacing the UNIX...

slookup is a simple program to do parallelized DNS lookups in a convenient way (useful for log parsing scripts and one-liners). slookup project reads names (A/MX/NS lookups) or addresses (in dotted-quad format for PTR) on stdin and writes the results on stdout. One record per line. It can run...

Show the Jewish date on your site. Also converts a Gregorian date to the Jewish one.Major improvements thanks to Daniel Langenhan!


Platforms: PHP

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be...


Platforms: Windows

The Presidential campaign may get intense this fall, but here you can share a laugh with John Kerry in this hilarious campaign screen saver. You will enjoy funny one-liners and clever animation as John Kerry campaigns right on your own desktop.


Platforms: Windows

A screensaver to help keep you motivated. It features 3 alien babies, and humorous messages of inspiration, and motivation. Have you stopped working on your PC? Are you staring at your blank monitor like some sort of vegetable, unable to work? Well, those days will soon be gone. While you've...


Platforms: Windows

The Presidential campaign may get intense this fall, but here you can share a laugh with George W. Bush in this hilarious campaign screen saver. You will enjoy funny one-liners and clever animation as President Bush campaigns right on your own desktop.


Platforms: Windows

Secure exchange of messages in a local network Intranet (Windows 95, 98, Me, NT, 2000, XP). The mail (or Email) can be written or read from any PC easily. Every mail-account can be protected by a password.The personal messages are always strongly encrypted (with 3 adaptive codes). These short...


Platforms: Windows

C is pronounced large-C and is a pseudo-interpreter of the C programming language. Without the need of manual compilation, developers can rapidly create cross-platform scripts or write one-liners using the C/C++ programming language that run at native code speed. Whats New in This Release:...


Platforms: *nix

Bio::Biblio is a Bibliographic Query Service module. SYNOPSIS use Bio::Biblio; my $biblio = new Bio::Biblio; print $biblio->find (perl)->get_count . "n"; my $collection = $biblio->find (brazma, authors); while ( $collection->has_next ) { print $collection->get_next; } #The new()...


Platforms: *nix

Template::Alloy::VMethod is a Perl module with VMethod role. The Template::Alloy::VMethod role provides all of the extra vmethods, filters, and virtual objects that add to the base featureset of Template::Alloy. Most of the vmethods listed here are similar to those provided by...


Platforms: *nix

Doctor Quote is a collection of over 70,000 quotations, as collected by TheQuoteForToday.com. Browse quotes from many celebrated authors by subject. Random quote selection feature means that there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips! A completely free software offering,...


Platforms: Windows

PerlMol is a collection of Perl modules for chemoinformatics and computational chemistry with the philosophy that 'simple things should be simple'. It should be possible to write one-liners that use this toolkit to do meaningful 'molecular munging'.


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

Opie and Anthony are back... Send instant feedback to the studio while O&A are on the air. This widget saves your name and email information so you can quickly send comments and one-liners to the studio and be a part of the show. On XM Satellite Radio, O&A are no longer bound by FCC regulations...


Platforms: Mac

Standard Drupal permissions apply, so you can control who sees your status. Since the feed URL can be anything, this may work with other data sources that offer one-liners in RSS format. In some cases, such as a Twitter feed where the flow of your posts may be important, the aggregator module is...


Platforms: Windows, Mac, *nix, PHP, BSD Solaris

PerlPad offers Perl code execution as a MacOS X system service. PerlPad Services You can execute Perl code from almost all Mac OS X applications using the System Services facility. In any editable text area, just type some Perl code, highlight it and press Cmd-Shift-E to evaluate it. It will be...


Platforms: Mac

Join the Jolly Gang as it travels to exotic Africa in search of diamonds! Whether you come back loaded or empty-handed, you'll laugh until you cry every step of the way! Featuring rib-cracking one-liners, challenging puzzles and unique mini-games, The Jolly Gang's Misadventures in Africa is...


Platforms: Mac

AIOCP (All In One Control Panel) is a professional platform-independent all-in-one solution to completely manage a website through a userfriendly web-interface. Based on PHP/MySQL, AIOCP is an Internet/Intranet software platform for: Website Management System (WMS), Content Management System...


Platforms: Windows, *nix

SDE for Sun ONE is a UML CASE tool totally integrated with Sun ONE. It supports full software development lifecycle - analysis, design, implementation, testing and maintenance. It combines the power of UML modeling facilities and Sun ONE. It helps you build quality applications faster, better and...


Platforms: Windows, *nix

Rip and backup any DVD or CD into an ISO image with a quick right-click. One-click ISO Ripper turns DVD movies, audio CDs, music, pictures and any other DVD or CD into ISO/CUE disk image files. It makes a true copy of your disks on a hard drive without quality loss. Just right-click any disk and...


Platforms: Windows