Abante Tonite Filipino Joke

If you want to live, you must die first. Is the life a joke? No... your life is my game!

QuadroX is a program that really requires you to think outside the box. It's an interesting game that's roughly similar to one you might have played as a very young child. The object is to fill a square with pieces of different shapes. Once you're able to create a perfect square, you move on to...

ChordLab helps you play, write, and distinguish musical chords.You select a chord's key note, such as B-sharp or F from a pop up menu and try out different chords by pressing buttons in the window. The symbols are somewhat obscure, but the built-in balloon help for this program is superb and...


Platforms: Mac

This is a Christmas Calendar Widget. It contains 24 Windows jokes - one behind every door - until Christmas Eve! In other words: 24 Reasons why you are glad youlve got a Mac!Small Introduction: - Clicking a door will show you the Windows joke behind. Note: If you try to open it too early, youlll...


Platforms: Mac

Email Fun 1.0 is a joke that, when it runs, simulates sending emails automatically to all the contacts in your address book, and the user can do nothing to stop it. Of course it+s only a joke and in reality doesn+t send anything, but the initial shock is great!


Platforms: Windows

Rob doesn't like people who speak very much; he does, however, have an excellent sense of humor. Sarah can't take a joke. Ben can, but can't keep quiet for long periods of time - more than two minutes. Business managers, principals and teachers, camp directors and counselors, activity...


Platforms: Windows

Winter holidays are coming and your favorite 3D Arctic bear celebrates! Just download and install our new absolutely free animated 3D screensaver and you will have a lot of fun! The bear decorates Christmas tree, dances to the holiday music, chews the gum, salutes, plays a joke at his companion...


Platforms: Windows

How many times have you wanted to mark an important text or draw over a web page in your browser? Normally with Internet Explorer, it isn't possible. Now there is a solution. Miracle Marker for Internet Explorer makes it easy to draw over any web page, mark selected text, save the entire...


Platforms: Windows

Sophie is a daemon which uses libsavi library from Sophos anti-virus vendor. On startup, Sophie initializes SAVI (Sophos Anti-Virus Interface), loads virus patterns into memory, opens local UNIX domain socket, and waits for someone to connect and instructs it which path to scan. Since it is...


Platforms: *nix

ThemeTest helps you make previews of themes... atleast it should. Right now it only gives you an idea of what your theme might look like.


Platforms: Mac

Buy Now is a screen saver for MacOS X. It is a loving replica of the original Buy Now, a screen_blanker for BeOS R5. If you used the BeOS and loved it, or once read something about it, or just want to be a retro-techno-hipster, this screen saver is for you! Buy Now is perfect for a lab full of...


Platforms: Mac

The most realistic fly for your desktop! Fully simulates the behaviour of a real fly. Launch of 5-10 units, and you will believe that these are true flies. The Fly on Desktop has settings, where you can enable it to startup, place on top of other windows and specify the number of flies....


Platforms: Windows

This tiny 5kB zip file contains a new shutdown picture, a couple of batch files, and some documentation to help you change the default screens that Win95 bombards you with. As an example, the following shutdown screen is included. "It's not safe to turn off your computer." It has freaked out at...


Platforms: Windows

Acme::OneHundredNotOut is a raise of the bat, a tip of the hat. I have just released my 100th module to CPAN, the first time that anyone has reached that target. As some of you may know, I am getting ready to go back to college and reinvent myself from being a programmer into being a...


Platforms: *nix

Brings amazing butterflies to your desktop! This thing actually looks real, simulates the behavior of a real butterfly. You'll find a butterfly icon in the system tray and right clicking on it lets you set the number of butterflies spawned at startup. Have little pets on your desktop...


Platforms: Windows

DaisyTracker is a Dashboard widget that displays the Word, Quote and Joke of the dayPlant DaisyTracker on your Dashboard, and receive a daily dose of enlightenment and entertainment. Learn a new word, a pithy quote, and a funny joke. Or just use it to liven up a dull Dashboard. It's all up to you...


Platforms: Mac

Sensation! Winter holidays are over and we have a report how your favorite 3D Arctic bear celebrated. Just download and install our new animated 3D screensaver and you will have a lot of fun! The bear decorates Christmas tree, dances to the holiday music, chews the gum, salutes, plays a joke at...


Platforms: Windows

Inline-API is a Perl module that teach you how to bind a programming language to Perl using Inline.pm. SYNOPSIS #!/usr/bin/perl use Inline Foo; say_it(foo); # Use Foo to print "Hello, Foo" __Foo__ foo-sub say_it { foo-my $foo = foo-shift; foo-print "Hello, $foon"; } So you think...


Platforms: *nix

DOT.TUNES is a fully developed web server application that supports mp3, AAC, aiff, .wav, mpeg, mp4, and .mov files, allowing you to share your iTunes library contents with your friends in other cities, your classmates across the dorm or the coworkers scattered throughout the building.[1]...


Platforms: Mac

iWall is a SMS text-to-screen software tool that allows you to create interactive entertainment at your events by letting the crowd chat, flirt, and joke on the big screen using SMS text messages. FEATURES: · Live chat. Create a live chat on the big screen where people can participate by sending...


Platforms: Windows