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Babylonian Phrasebook 1.0

Company: Ideal Bureaucracy LLC
Date Added: March 20, 2014  |  Visits: 164

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Is there anything more useless then a phrasebook? You ask a question on a language that you cannot understand and get an answer on a language that you cannot understand either. We decided to go further and to make a phrasebook containing phrases that have no meaning on their own.

What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life? How to divide by zero? How to get lost? All these important questions and many more will be left unanswered on the pages of our most useless phrasebook in the world.

SORRY, I DO NOT SPEAK YOUR BARBARIC LANGUAGE

Every magnificent phrase is translated into five languages:

Russian,
German,
French,
Spanish,
Estonian.

Surely you will be understood in most countries. Now you can safely confuse a gaggle of foreigners in a restaurant by proudly declaring I won't eat mushrooms I promised them not to.

HOW DARE YOU SHOW IT TO ANYONE!

You are absolutely correct. The Babylonian phrase-book should be kept hidden from people so that you may secretly read it when you feel sad and woeful. No matter the place, no matter the circumstance the magic of this phrasebook will instill you with feeling of dire happiness.

GIFT IT IMMEDIATELY!

To your best friend to enrich his vocabulary with dozens of magnificent expressions that suit every occasion;
To a comely girl with a sense of humor to smite and enchant her;
To that one relative who happens to be quite fond of traveling you can safely bet he's never seen anything like it;
To your dear old self it will make you laugh more than once and can rest in your iphone when not needed;
Any friend whose hobby is to experiment on his own consciousness.

APP REVIEWS:

I died laughing... Kenny McCormick
Finally I think I have the right words! Pope Benedict XVI
With the help of this book I managed to reestablish good relations with my beloved son. Darth Vader
Ha-Ha-Ha! Silent Bob
Requirements: iOS 5.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.

Requirements: No special requirements
Release Date: March 20, 2014
Platforms: iOS
Users rating: 0/10

License: Shareware Cost: $0.99 USD Size: 8.5 MB
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