Christmas Sniper 220.127.116.11
'Twas the night before Christmas with blustery weather
All birds and all humans were tweeting together
Christmas photos uploading to Facebook and Instagram
Santa was late - but nobody gave a damn.
In a little old mobile home deep in the woods
Was a lonely old man cookin' road kill real good
His teeth were all missing, his back was all hairy
Of technology and progress this fellow was wary.
With a pig as his...