Witty Insults

Do you have ever one of those days where nothing goes right, and you just feel horrible about everything? Well, lucky for you, iScorn is here to make it worse. iScorn dishes out random insults at the touch of a button, and is also capable of saving them for later as either a text or an audio file.

Generates insults typical of those posted by Republicans in the alt.politics.bush newsgroup. Java Applet that can also be run as an application. You can run it without installing it at mindprod.com/applet/insult.html To install, Extract the zip download with WinZip, (or similar unzip utility)...

Ever wanted to have witty and pithy sigs attached to your e-mail and news postings, but got tired having the same old one attached every time? That's where signature comes in. signature is a free, open-source producer of dynamic signatures for livening up your e-mail and news postings. It will...


Platforms: *nix, C/C++, BSD

The plugin features 235 insults from Captain Haddock and 4 quotes from Sir Francis Haddock.InstallationUnpack and upload it to the /wp-content/plugins/ directory.Activate the plugin through the 'Plugins' menu in WordPress. Requirements: - WordPress 2.2 or higher


Platforms: Windows, Mac, *nix, PHP, BSD Solaris

HotchPotch is a brandnew game idea. The game presents two pictures to you, which at first sight, seem identical. However, one of them contains a series of, more or less subtle alterations. Can you find them all within the time limit? Packs of additional pictures from different fields of human...


Platforms: Windows

MagikFortune- http://www.ezytools.com/magikfortune/magikfortune.php - is the worlds leading fortune application where animated characters to speak witty fortunes.With this editor anyone can now create, edit their own fortune archives!Comes complete with import and export facility to...


Platforms: Windows

Uli's Moose is the official successor to the Talking Moose, the Talking jokester for Macintosh. It will pop up from time to time and say something witty, funny, or utterly useless.Hundreds of phrases, lip-synched animation of several Mooses and a few other characters.


Platforms: Mac

The Davtri Insult Generator is a fun little application that can generate insults in several styles. This application was written because of the huge demand for another application like my old Elizabethan Insulter. This new application can create all of the old Elizabethan Insults (as well as a...


Platforms: Mac

Control two witty fish as they explore their world and solve puzzles that get progressively more difficult. Read the movement rules from the original developer's siteto gain insight on how the whole thing works.Be prepared to spend hours solving the tons of included levels - there is a great...


Platforms: Mac

Slideshow Creator is the smart software which saves a lot of your time and makes it super easy for you to create just amazing slideshow videos! This program helps you avoid uploading hundreds of photos from your summer holiday or birthday party or your friends' wedding or some other celebration...


Platforms: Windows

A very nice little program that compliments you as often as you need it. Using the widely spread Growl Notifaction System Toady sucks up to you from the background without disturbing your workflow. Yet you can enjoy Toady's colorful and cheering up icon in your dock.To provide you with new...


Platforms: Mac

It's Game Time!! Throw the dice, shuffle the cards and put your strategy to the test. You'll have hours of fun with this game collection that includes more games than ever! This fun collection features traditional game standards like Chess, Mahjongg and Chinese Checkers plus popular hits like...


Platforms: Mac

A fresh idea that brings back memories from the old, funny adventure games. Your character is an archeologist which discovers a brand new Pyramid. Your task is to enter the Pyramid, explore it, unravel its mysteries and try not to die. Features: - Fully translated into several languages. -...


Platforms: Mac

Fortunate provides a hassle free random quote on your blog. There are no databases to download or configure and you do not need to come up with your own witty sayings. It provides instant access to one of the largest collections of random quotes, witticisms, sayings, jokes and trivia on the net...


Platforms: PHP

Casual games as beautiful, well-crafted, and just plain relaxing as Farmscapes don???*a*?t come along every day. - Gamezebo Help Joe restore his ranch in the brand new game by Playrix! Earn money by selling fresh veggies, juicy fruits, eggs, flowers and honey from his old farm to the...


Platforms: Mac