Very Funny Jokes

Very simple pop3 email notifier. You just have to start the program, configure your user account and you are done! Clean and funny interface. Stop running your email client all the time that takes up resources and clutters your working space. Platforms: Windows

In this simple game you must clicks on bricks same color to hide them. Bricks that was upper are falling down. You must hide all bricks. If to think - it's very easy. But sometimes it can be impossible. This game is a little like patience or lines. It's very simple, but it has some tricks. Platforms: Windows

In this soccer simulation, you are a young and very gifted forward. Now you're getting the chance to play in premier league. Choose your character, motherland and customize your skills. When the game start, Only a few clubs offer contracts to you. Fight to achieve an essential position for... Platforms: Windows

A Windows screen saver for displaying jokes, poems or single words in various colors, typefaces and effects. Contents displayed can be modified to your own liking. Comes with English and German sample files containing word lists, jokes, quotations and short poems. Very easy installation and... Platforms: Windows

FREE electronic book with 150 jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize (enter) your jokes. Features: 1.Notebook-like interface. 2.Easy-to-use. 3.Very fast and small.... Platforms: Windows

RudeCDTray 1.0 is a simple program to play jokes on your friends the first few times you use it (later it`s a bit tiring and boring).Simply put, the program waits and then suddenly opens the CD drive automatically, emitting a very loud fart that the whole world can hear. Platforms: Windows

Simple Monitor is a SuperKaramba theme inspired by the simple but effective "Very Simple Monitors" theme by the user humanthing. Some values are not displayed properly though in Very Simple Monitors (network values and IP). This could be because of different setups. My computer is pretty standard... Platforms: *nix

VBA Express is a frontend for the very popular game emulator VisualBoyAdvance. Whats VBA Express? Its First, to configure VisualBoyAdvance (emulator)... EASILY! Graphics, sound, controls (keyboard and joystick), paths (to saves and captures)... You can configure all this without edit... Platforms: *nix

Quick Image Viewer (qiv) is a very small and fast GDK/Imlib image viewer designed to replace the classic image viewers like xv or xloadimage. Quick Image Viewer program runs on FreeBSD, Linux (libc5/glibc), Solaris (SunOS) and HP-UX.. Homepage of QIV - The Linux, Solaris(SunOS) and FreeBSD Quick... Platforms: *nix

TEA Total is a very small 128 bit private key based encryption/decryption system which uses the block variant of TEA (Tiny Encryption Algorithm). TEA is said to be several times faster than DES, as well as being much smaller and possibly more secure. It also isnt encumbered by any patents and... Platforms: *nix

Cherokee is a flexible, very fast, lightweight Web server. It is implemented entirely in C, and has no dependencies beyond a standard C library. Cherokee is a lightweight Web server and most of all flexible. It is embeddable and extensible with plug-ins. It supports on-the-fly configuration... Platforms: *nix

PicoXine is a (very small) XINE implementation for playing audio events as a replacement for ARTS. Picoxines extremely small (the source code is only 3.0KiB long!) It offers great response time, its faster than MPlayer upon start-up, and it has no stdout output if no errors are found. Its,... Platforms: *nix

English Proverbs is an extension which provides proverbs and jokes to better learn english. This extension provides proverbs and jokes to better learn english.Made by Aymeric CARRARO & WALSER Benoit... This extension provides proverbs and jokes to better learn english.Made by Aymeric CARRARO... Platforms: *nix

Threads-pop3d provides a very fast and light THREADS POP3 Daemon which can work with MySQL. THREADS POP is an implementation of the Post Office Protocol server that conforms fully to the specifications in RFC 1939 (and later ones). For start/stop use /etc/rc.d/init.d/threads-pop3d.init script.... Platforms: *nix

The Wonder Shaper is a very special network shaper script with a lot of features. Works on Linux 2.4 & higher. Goals I attempted to create the holy grail: * Maintain low latency for interfactive traffic at all times. This means that downloading or uploading files should not disturb SSH or... Platforms: *nix

Fat Fish is an attractive and funny arcade game. Are you prepared to meet the most hungry fish of the ocean?... Fat Fish is a game where you take the control of a fish who has a insatiable stomach and must to eat his victims who falls infinitely into the ocean. The game has 4 different... Platforms: *nix

Take Out The Mouse is a very entertaining puzzle game where you must help a mouse to find the exit. This is the first game developed by Bertesh Studios, in 2001. Take Out The Mouse consist in a little mouse who has to find the exit of the different labyrinths by finding his delicious reward...... Platforms: *nix

PhpDig provides a very small PHP search engine that uses a MySQL database on backend. PhpDig is a very small PHP search engine that uses a MySQL database on backend. Features: indexes both static and dynamic pages; Spiders almost all links in html content, in hrefs, areamaps, frames; and Full... Platforms: *nix

ferite is a lighweight, portable, threadsafe scripting engine with a language that is very easy to pick up and use. ferite is a scripting engine and language written in c for complete portability. ferite is a clean language with influences from various places: objects from Java/C++, functions... Platforms: *nix

Long Range ZIP is a compression program that can achieve very high compression ratios and speed when used with large files. It uses the combined compression algorithms of lzma for maximum compression, lzo for maximum speed, and the long range redundancy reduction of rzip. It is designed to... Platforms: *nix