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Doctor Quote is a collection of over 70,000 quotations, as collected by TheQuoteForToday.com. Browse quotes from many celebrated authors by subject. Random quote selection feature means that there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips! A completely free software offering,...

If you are 65 or older and have an unwanted life insurance policy, you may qualify for a life settlement to get cash now to help pay for essential expenses, such as medical bills and mortgage payments. A life settlement may garner up to 30% of the face value of the policy as opposed to the...

Express your romantic feelings with the Valentine Smiley Collection for PostSmile! It includes 9 different sets of animated images and smiley faces. With PostSmile sending emails and posting on message boards gets to be fun. You can Drag and Drop images and animations, smiles and emoticons, text...


Platforms: Windows

This simple savings calculator needs very little input but it's output can make a big difference in how you view the power of compound interest. It will help you know how much your money will grow in a savings account or money market account so you can plan your retirement. Often times savings...


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

The Best man speeches keyword generator for Internet Explorer. This tool enables you to link to best man speech websites from all over the world. Get full access to the latest best man speech news, best man speech reviews, free best man sample speeches, free best man speeches, free wedding...


Platforms: Windows

Forex Video Course The program of which I will talk to you about is a real market, a real system, with real results, and surely really fabulous. The Forex Market. There is only one catch...This market requires A LOT of education, and these are the 2 reasons why 90% of Forex traders fail: 1....


Platforms: Windows

Discover 101 Resell Rights Marketing Secrets in Resell Rights Plus! Contains No Spyware or Adware! You will learn about some of the most potent resell rights marketing strategies ever invented! You really can't afford to miss a single one of 101 these resell rights marketing strategies. Here are...


Platforms: Windows

TOGO.TV is FREE television in your mobile. Jokes, short films, cartoons and more - at the screen of your mobile. Download the application to your mobile and start watching FREE TV! You watch TV for free, you only pay for internet-traffic (the price depends on your tariff, connection...


Platforms: Windows, Symbian, Java

Software to play interactive game 'APOSH'. Alexander Pushnoy is inventor of this game.You can see this game on russian channel 'CTC' in tv-program 'Horoshie Shutki'(Good Jokes) with Michal Shac and Tatiana Lazareva.


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

Chavtopia is Yet Another (hopefully) MMOFPS. Except in this one you use nearly all the objects in the world to your advantage (or disadvantage), and the sound of music. Against Chavs. Zombie Chavs. Using your amazing repertoire of in-jokes and innuendos.


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

A Dashboard widget that shows the current Joy of Tech comic's thumbnail, as well as displays a random comic thumbnail with links to the comic!


Platforms: Mac

Created when Unix was young, Fortune is the venerable BSD program that prints a random fortune to the standard output (usually the Terminal). Fortune is typically added to a shell login script (such as .tcshrc or .bashrc) so every time a Terminal window opens a new random fortune appears. The...


Platforms: XCode Tools (gcc) must be present to install this software

BAMBOOZLERS: The Book of Bankable Bar Betchas, Brain Bogglers, Belly Busters & Bewitchery - (Volume One) teaches the reader how to do amazing and funny things with common objects found around any house, bar or restaurant. Recommended by the world’s top magicians and bartenders! Here you’ll...


Platforms: Mac

Fortunate provides a hassle free random quote on your blog. There are no databases to download or configure and you do not need to come up with your own witty sayings. It provides instant access to one of the largest collections of random quotes, witticisms, sayings, jokes and trivia on the net...


Platforms: PHP

The engine for 5 Second Game is built on a Rock-Scissors-Paper concept. There are three stats, corresponding to that, and everything modifies that: character classes, skills, combat, etc. It is meant to be a fast paced, easy to grasp, infinitely extensible game.The game is designed to be fit into...


Platforms: PHP

Mailinsms can NOT send SMS directly! It is your mobile servicer's task. The SMS gateways can send SMSes. You can send e-mails to these gateways and they sends a specified part of this e-mail in SMS. Features My five aspects while I am developing my mailinsms: to be flexible, stable, small,...


Platforms: *nix

Easy, quick auto-CRUD access to a collection of quotes. (which you provide) Some ideal uses for this module could be: 1. Quotes Website (quotes/movie/lyrics/limerick/proverbs/jokes/etc) 2. perl replacement for 'fortune' 3. Dynamic signature generation 4. international languages (has utf8...


Platforms: *nix

Typing something youve typed before? Searching for that graphic file, web address or phone number you know you have somewhere? Want to browse your digital photos and paste them straight into your email or word processor? You need Spartan. Spartan isnt just a multi clipboard manager. It's a...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 7, Windows Server, Handheld, Other,Not Applicable,Java

Raymond Azar was born into a Maronite family in the mostly Christian village of Jezzine in 1953. He is married to Jacqueline Azar and both have a daughter and a son. He studied to be a priest before joining the army. He was appointed to head the military intelligence of Lebanon in 1998 when Emile...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Server