One Liner Jokes

One-Liner creates one-line paragraphs from CR/LF- or LF-delimited text.Scanners normally return delimited text; substitution of complementary characters such as `` and '' for ' in paragraphs becomes easier when the delimiters are removed.

WEB Seach: VAST is a user friendly and powerful search tool which will enhance the efficiency of your searches, on the Internet, on your PC and on a local network and is completely integrated with Microsoft Internet Explorer 6/7. You can design custom made searchforms - not a '"one-liner"...

Number::Bytes::Human is a Perl module that can convert byte count to human readable format. SYNOPSIS use Number::Bytes::Human qw(format_bytes); $size = format_bytes(0); # 0 $size = format_bytes(2*1024); # 2.0K $size = format_bytes(1_234_890, bs => 1000); # 1.3M $size = format_bytes(1E9,...


Platforms: *nix

mimic provides a server that mimics ftpd and telnetd servers. mimic is a server that mimics Internet servers. It includes imitators for ftpd and telnetd, and can be extended with scripting to support other types of imitation. Users will believe they are connected to authentic services (such as...


Platforms: *nix

Getopt::Declare is a Perl module with Declaratively Expressed Command-Line Arguments via Regular Expressions. SYNOPSIS use Getopt::Declare; $args = Getopt::Declare->new($specification_string, $optional_source); # or: use Getopt::Declare $specification_string => $args; Getopt::Declare...


Platforms: *nix

Bundle::DataMint is a bundle to install external CPAN modules for Data Mining and Data Integration. SYNOPSIS Perl one liner using CPAN.pm: perl -MCPAN -e install Bundle::DataMint Use of CPAN.pm in interactive mode: $> perl -MCPAN -e shell cpan> install Bundle::DataMint cpan> quit...


Platforms: *nix

bgpd.pl is a partial implementation of the BGP protocol (RFC1771) in Perl. It was writen as a tool to monitor BGP routing updates. bgpd.pl is NOT written to be used as a BGP router in an operational network, in fact is has no support to propogate routing information because there is no code to...


Platforms: *nix

function result=perl_regexp_rep(instr,regexstr,repstr) executes a perl regex match or substitution it can replace REGEXP or REGEXPREP>> perl_regexp_rep( ... 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog', ... 'e.*?e') ans = e quick brown fox jumpe>> perl_regexp_rep( ... 'the quick brown fox...


Platforms: Matlab

Nevistas has a number of RSS feeds with current news available, on a number of topics including airline industry news, cruise industry news, hotel industry news, gaming industry news, otel industry news, restaurant industry news, travel industry news, travel comsumer news and yoga news.This...


Platforms: PHP

AIOCP (All In One Control Panel) is a professional platform-independent all-in-one solution to completely manage a website through a userfriendly web-interface. Based on PHP/MySQL, AIOCP is an Internet/Intranet software platform for: Website Management System (WMS), Content Management System...


Platforms: Windows, *nix

SDE for Sun ONE is a UML CASE tool totally integrated with Sun ONE. It supports full software development lifecycle - analysis, design, implementation, testing and maintenance. It combines the power of UML modeling facilities and Sun ONE. It helps you build quality applications faster, better and...


Platforms: Windows, *nix

Aleph One is an Open Source 3D first-person shooter game, based on the game Marathon 2 by Bungie Software. Aleph One was originally a Mac-only game, but there is now a cross-platform version based on the Simple DirectMedia Layer (SDL) library, that should in theory run on all systems supported...


Platforms: *nix

One-Wire Weather is a client program for Dallas Semiconductor / AAG 1-wire weather station kits, providing a graphical (animated) display to monitor outside temperature, wind speed and direction, rainfall, and humidity. Extra temperature sensors may be added. A 1-wire "hub" may be used for...


Platforms: *nix

All-in-One Sidebar is an award-winning Firefox extension sidebar control, inspired by Operas. It lets you quickly switch between sidebar panels, view dialog windows such as downloads, extensions, and more in the sidebar, or view source or websites in the sidebar. Click on the left edge of your...


Platforms: *nix

One-JAR is a simple solution to the problem of distributing an application as a single jar file, when it depends on multiple other jar files. It uses a custom classloader to discover library jar files inside the main jar..


Platforms: *nix

Norton 360 offers the industry's most comprehensive, all-in-one protection against digital dangers. Comprehensive, easy-to-use protection for your computer, your identity and your files. Insight - Instantly checks where files came from and how long they've been around to identify and stop new...


Platforms: Windows

Free One Click ZIP & RAR Wizard is a handy and reliable utility designed to enable you to compress and decompress archives. Zip, unzip and unrar made easy with just one click. This great program is especially designed for beginners who are new to computers and user interfaces, and for people who...


Platforms: Windows, XP, Windows Vista, 2008, 7, 7x64

Shahrukh Khan Ra One Windows 7 Theme is dedicated to Bollywood actor Shahrukh Khan and his upcoming movie Ra One. This is a high resolution Windows 7 Theme which will fit very well into nearly all desktop and laptop screens with Windows 7 operating system. There are 10 background images of 1920 x...


Platforms: Windows

A screensaver that showcases Formula One Championship Edition for the Playstation 3. 16 images are included, all unique & watermark free. The smallest screenshot in this pack is 1200x675, and the largest is 1280?720. If this is bigger then your native resolution, don’t worry, as the screensaver...


Platforms: Windows

It's a new chuckle everyday with clean, funny jokes by kids, for kids. A Mac OSX dashboard widget from JokesByKids.com


Platforms: Mac