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Sprocket is an ATTEMPT at efficient databasing on NON-PERSISTENT applications (as opposed to MySQL) as used in the WEB (PHP). Sprockets is manifested in a dual purpose forum-CMS, with heirarchical qualities like inheritence and infinite nesting of data.

solvesimul.m can be easily adapted to solve more equations but as it stands it will solve 2 unknowns in 2 equations (1 non-linear and one linear).To solve equations of this form... a*x + b*y = A (1) a1*x^2 + b1*y^2 = B (2)...with fsolve (used by solvesimul.m) you need to rewrite them so that they...

fitChiSquare is a generalized chi-square fitting routine for any model function when data measurement errors are known; it returns the model parameters and their uncertainties at the delta chi-square = 1 boundary (68% confidence interval). It also returns the chi-square and degrees of freedom...


Platforms: Matlab

This software has been realized by Praveen Pilly at the CNS Technology Lab at Boston University (http://techlab.bu.edu/).Attached is the source article and zipped file that contains a MATLAB-based graphical user interface with additional access to the non-directional transient cell equation,...


Platforms: Matlab

It can be used in image recovery actions, image processing tasks, in signal processing, in simulations or optimization tasks.


Platforms: Matlab

phpJokes is a PHP script/application that was written to organize, view, and enter jokes by category. This can be used in many different ways to categorize something and view it on the Web.


Platforms: PHP

Widget random joke displays random categorized jokes on your blog. There are over 25,000 jokes in 75 categories. Jokes are saved on our database, so you don't need to have space for all that information. Widget does not use database, but caches data to a file.The main features: * You can add as...


Platforms: PHP

Plugin "Joke of the Day" displays categorized jokes on your blog. There are over 70,000 jokes in 70 categories. Jokes are saved on our database, so you don't need to have space for all that information.Installation : 1. Upload the folder joke-of-the-day to the /wp-content/plugins/ directory 2....


Platforms: PHP

This plugin adds a small WordPress widget that shows a random Chuck Norris joke on your blog. These jokes are taken from a database on chuck.maartendecat.be. It is also possible to change the name of the main character in the joke to star in it yourself! Install : To install this plugin: 1....


Platforms: PHP

A sublime constantly changing mantra of small coloured squares with a subtle underlying fractal pattern. Not to be missed.


Platforms: Windows, Windows CE

EditLive! for Java is a cross platform, browser-based WYSIWYG content authoring tool which enables non-technical users to contribute content to web-based enterprise applications. It extends EditLive!'s content authoring capabilities to MAC OS X and Sun Solaris 8 users. EditLive! for Java can...


Platforms: Windows, Mac

SiteSage is a complete ASP application and provides a web content management system for the creation and administration of an interactive web site. SiteSage is server based and uses no third party code or DLL's and can be completely installed to your web server using standard FTP access. The...


Platforms: Windows

This is an Image Editing and Enhancement Application (Freeware) written in Java 1.3 making extensive use of Swings and Java2D. Features include : * Brightness/contrast controls, grayscaling, color invert etc * Filters: Blur/Smooth, Sharpen, edge detections, emboss etc * Different kinds of special...


Platforms: OS/2, Windows, Mac, *nix

Title Bar Reader is a freeware that can subtly display texts in the title bar of your foreground active window. There are ample short texts that come with the program by default: these include quotes, proverbs, funny jokes, health tips, language vocabularies, bible and more. You can...


Platforms: Windows

BerBible is dramatically simplified freeware oriented to non-techies (such as children, missionaries, seniors, etc.) The learning curve is almost trivial because the user interface includes only the bare essentials: go directly to a specific chapter search for...


Platforms: Windows

This young man you see in the left part of the game space is a prehistoric inventor and a monkey in the other part of it is his friend and now they play their favorite game. It is called Mesolithic Craps. You can play this game with them, just place a bet, shoot the craps and wait for a result....


Platforms: Windows

Secure remote access to your PC or LAN from any Internet-connected computer. The Barracuda HTTPS tunnel allows you to encrypt arbitrary TCP connections inside SSL. The HTTPS tunnel allows you to secure non-SSL aware services such as TELNET, FTP, VNC, etc., by having the HTTPS tunnel provide the...


Platforms: Windows, Mac, *nix, Java

MSU Cartoonizer includes a variety of styles such as colored and non-colored pencil, watercolor and oil painting. The main goal of this filter is its ability to convert movies into cartoons and also to transform images into artistic paintings. MSU Cartoonizer supports job contol allowing the...


Platforms: Windows

Lossless Video for Windows video codec with the highest compression ratio. Supports RGB24, YV12, YUY2 color formats. Free for non-commercial use. Can be used with VirtualDub and other programs supporting VfW codecs.


Platforms: Windows

MEO is a powerful data encryption software to encrypt or decrypt files of any type, including Microsoft Word, Excel and PDF documents. MEO allows you to protect your sensitive data against un-authorized viewers and is completely free for non-commercial use so you can keep your personal documents...


Platforms: Windows