Funny Fortune Cookies

Catfood Fortune Cookies is based on the popular UNIX program Fortune. Every time you log in to windows a random Fortune is chosen from a database of over 4,000. Fortune Cookies also supports user defined fortunes.

MB Free Fortune Cookie is an interesting software with a simple to use interface. The program is designed to predict your fortune for a particular day. Fortune cookies are crescent-shaped, hollow cookies with a piece of paper inside which contains your "fortune" or the thought of the day. The...

Kernelcookies project consists of fortune cookies from the Linux Kernel. Kernelcookies is a datafile for fortune that contains some of the funnier or more obscure kernel messages. One of the most famous messages ("lp1 on fire") was part of the linuxcookies data file (and got me started on...


Platforms: *nix

SimpleFortune is really simple SuperKaramba theme that displays random fortune cookies (quotes from fortune-mod program) on desktop.. Fantastik-NG KDE-Look.org Community Portal for KDE Themes Wallpapers Icons Sounds Screenshots Schemes Skins Skinz Screensavers Splash Screens K-Jofol IceWM Kaiman...


Platforms: *nix

MB Free Fortune Cookie is an interesting software with a simple to use interface. The program is designed to predict your fortune for a particular day. Fortune cookies are crescent-shaped, hollow cookies with a piece of paper inside which contains your "fortune" or the thought of the day. The...


Platforms: Windows

CWBot is an IRC bot to provide online services in Morse usable with the CWirc client. It can broadcast world news in Morse and Hellschreiber, RAC ham news, act as a MorseMail to CWirc repeater, or send fortune cookies in Morse, over an IRC channel or throught DCC chat, with adjustable keying...


Platforms: *nix

Expired Cookies Cleaner is a free software for removing expired cookies from you personal computer (PC). Microsoft Internet Explorer (IE) stores cookies in different files on your hard disk drive. More you browse the web, more cookies are stored on your PC. Each cookie has its own lifetime -...


Platforms: Windows

fortune-fgump project consists of some quotes from the movie Forrest Gump. This collection of quotes is for use with the fortune program..


Platforms: *nix

fortune-xfiles project consists of various quotes from the X-Files TV episodes for the fortune program. To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: # fortune xfiles Example: Mulder: You know, I...


Platforms: *nix

fortune-starwars project is a collection of mod-fortune quotes from Star Wars. fortune-starwars is a collection of quotes from the movies "Star Wars", "The Empire Strikes Back", and "Return Of The Jedi". It does not contain quotes from Episodes One to Three, because I don’t really like...


Platforms: *nix

fortune-discworld project consists of quotes from the "Discworld" novels by Terry Pratchett. They were the observers of the operation of the universe, its clerks, its auditors. They saw to it that things spun and rocks fell. And they believed that for a thing to exist it had to have a position...


Platforms: *nix

fortune-hitchhiker project consists of quotes from the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". "Zaphod grinned two manic grins, sauntered over to the bar and bought most of it." -- Zaphod in paradise. To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory. (possibly...


Platforms: *nix

Permit Cookies is a Firefox extension that allows you to set cookie permissions for the site you are viewing. Suggested usage: Disable cookies in Tools-Options-Privacy and only permit cookies from sites you trust..


Platforms: *nix

Trip on the Funny Boat is a side scrolling shooter game starring a steamboat on the sea. Trip on the Funny Boat is side scrolling arcade shooter game on a steamboat equipped with a cannon and the ability to jump. The player will need to take advantage of waves to defeat the enemies and dodge...


Platforms: *nix

fortune-mod-calvin project is a fortune cookie file with quotes from Calvin and Hobbes. fortune-mod-calvin is a compilation of quotes from Bill Wattersons fantastic "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip. The quotes have been compiled from various sources on the Web..


Platforms: *nix

Popup Fortune is a python application which takes over your root window and displays on it output of the fortune program in boxes (or whatever program you specify). It is very much a work in progress, but I find it enjoyable to leave running, and if you do too, great. Popup Fortune is...


Platforms: *nix

Those Funny Funguloids project is actually a nice little piece of entertainment. You collect mushrooms, bring them back to your home base and profit! Thats the basic idea in a nutshell. It has smooth, appealing 3d graphics and nice atmospheric sound effects. Go ahead and try it out - it has...


Platforms: *nix

This program is a port of the famous BSD game fortune. This program currently can only be run via the command line. It is ideal for use with various e-mail clients like pine,mutt etc. to insert random quotes at the end of your e-mail or for displaying a random quote when a user logs into your...


Platforms: *nix

Used to think that Halloween should be scary? No way! It should be Happy and Funny! You can celebrate Happy and Funny Halloween with your children. You will delight in cheerful pumpkins flying around kind magicians and fairies playing with merry ghosts. Festive sounds and solemn music become a...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Server

Funny Photo Maker is a free photo editor which provides you with free funny photo frames, fun photo effects, funny face fun effects and collage effects. It has a user-friendly interface that enables you to fast comprehend and use the powerful free photo editor. The whole editing process is...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 7