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Randomplay is a command-line based shuffle music player that remembers songs between sessions. Randomplay plays your music collection (or execute any arbitrary commands on any arbitrary filetypes) in random order, remembering songs played across sessions. Randomplay also has many features to... Platforms: *nix

Pineapple is an adventure game. You are sherif of a small village in the far west. During a dark night of summer, the gang of reds, a bad group of crazy minded people, come to your town to kill every one. You must kill them all before all citizens are killed !. Platforms: *nix

grepcidr can filter IP addresses matching IPv4 CIDR/network specification. grepcidr can be used to filter a list of IP addresses against one or more Classless Inter-Domain Routing (CIDR) specifications, or arbitrary networks specified by an address range. As with grep, there are options to... Platforms: *nix

Feta Asset Tracking project efficiently tracks assets. Feta is a PHP/MySQL/PostgreSQL application for use in tracking inventory of computer hardware within a company for internal use. I wrote Feta because SimpleAssets is too complex, and I dont need to manage Licencing, since I tend not to use... Platforms: *nix

PDL::IO::FITS Perl module offers a simple FITS support for PDL. SYNOPSIS use PDL; use PDL::IO::FITS; $a = rfits(foo.fits); # read a FITS file $a->wfits(bar.fits); # write a FITS file This module provides basic FITS support for PDL, in the sense of reading and writing whole FITS files.... Platforms: *nix

Aqualung is a music player for the GNU/Linux operating system. Aqualung plays audio files from your filesystem and has the feature of inserting no gaps between adjacent tracks. Heres how the test looks like. Pick a song that you know really well, something thats in your bones like Siberian... Platforms: *nix

BADGER finance is an open source financial management application for end users. BADGER finance is written in php, ajax and sql. The goal is to regain control over your personal financial situation. BADGER is free software in the sense of the GNU GPL license. The vision for BADGER finance was... Platforms: *nix

YSM is a Free, open source (GPL license) console based ICQ client written in the C language. The project was born in the year 2001 when Mirabilis (AOL) introduced a new version of the ICQ protocol. Full of humor and interesting features, ysm has an easy to use command line interface which... Platforms: *nix

ysmICQ is a Free, open source (GPL license) console based ICQ client written in the C language. The project was born in the year 2001 when Mirabilis (AOL) introduced a new version of the ICQ protocol. Full of humor and interesting features, ysm has an easy to use command line interface which... Platforms: *nix

Pod::HTML2Pod Perl module can translate HTML into POD. SYNOPSIS # Use the program html2pod that comes in this dist, or: use Pod::HTML2Pod; print Pod::HTML2Pod::convert( file => my_stuff.html, # input file a_href => 1, # try converting links ); Larry Wall once said (1999-08-27, on the... Platforms: *nix

I18N::LangTags::List Perl module contains tags and names for human languages. SYNOPSIS use I18N::LangTags::List; print "Parlez-vous... ", join(, , I18N::LangTags::List::name(elx) || unknown_language, I18N::LangTags::List::name(ar-Kw) || unknown_language, I18N::LangTags::List::name(en) ||... Platforms: *nix

Slackware Linux is a complete 32-bit multitasking "UNIX-like" system.i Its currently based around the 2.4 Linux kernel series and the GNU C Library version 2.3.2 (libc6). Slackware contains an easy to use installation program, extensive online documentation, and a menu-driven package system. A... Platforms: *nix

Sflack Linux is based on Slackware Linux disrtibuition. Sflack Linux is a UNOFFICIAL port of Slackware to the x86_64 architecture. This means is: - It runs nicer on an amd64; - It is *not* called Slackware, or any direct derivative; Do not bug Patrick Volkerding with bug reports. Sflack is... Platforms: *nix

Spine is adorned with plush reddish-browns and tan textures that give it quite a warm and cozy feeling. Spine is an efficiently constructed map built to function as a deathmatch arena. It is this, even moreso than the choice of textures and other aesthetics, that give Spine a sense of place. Platforms: Mac

Let's face it: reading environmental journalism too often feels like eating your vegetables. Boiled. With no butter. But at Grist, we believe that news about green issues and sustainable living doesn't have to be predictable, demoralizing, or dull. We butter the vegetables! And add salt! And... Platforms: Mac

Action is set in the near future as we see the world divided into two warring factions. You have the opportunity to participate in space duels to defend your side. Gameplay: Arcade space shooter. The spacecraft under your control attacks the enemy with projectiles while setting mines. Spaceships... Platforms: Windows

With DreamScene XP, you can use a video as your desktop background, the same way you would have used a regular picture. DreamScene XP is designed for Windows XP customers to extend Windows features to make using your computer more fun. With DreamScene XP, you can change your desktop background to... Platforms: Windows

Puzzle is a pleasant and satisfactory game, which develops your imagination and aesthetic sensitivity. Children reach for it usually out of curiosity. Puzzle is a kind of jigsaw, which develops patience, commitment and at the same time stipulates children to be persistent and focused as well as... Platforms: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 3.2 or later.

Play free 3D online billiard games - pool and snooker at www.8BallClub.com! The most realistic 3D Billiards simulator lets you play pool and snooker even when you are away from your favorite billiards hall! You can play all of the world's most popular billiard games: 8-ball pool, snooker, 9-ball... Platforms: Windows

Plays ambient music soundtracks. Each time you press Play or Next, you hear a unique song, that no one has ever heard before. Using the Mood and Mix controls, you can create your own style of music. You can save individual songs or whole albums to iTunes, AIFF, or MIDI files. Saved music is... Platforms: Mac