Bill Clinton Jokes

FREE electronic book with 150 jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize (enter) your jokes. Features: 1.Notebook-like interface. 2.Easy-to-use. 3.Very fast and small....

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows.

RudeCDTray 1.0 is a simple program to play jokes on your friends the first few times you use it (later it`s a bit tiring and boring).Simply put, the program waits and then suddenly opens the CD drive automatically, emitting a very loud fart that the whole world can hear.


Platforms: Windows

With the serial CASH-Interface you can connect coin acceptors of the type NRI, EMP and others or bill acceptors of the type GBA, Smiley and others. Monitoring a device is carried out via a DLL which can be used out of every programming language! Setup includes the DLL, include files, manual, demo...


Platforms: Windows

xbill is a game in which you have to save the world from the evil hacker known only as Bill. xbill is a game that tests your reflexes as you seek out and destroy all forms of Bill, establish a new operating system that is very popular throughout the universe, and boldly go where no geek has...


Platforms: *nix

CQL::Parser is a Perl module that compiles CQL strings into parse trees of Node subtypes. SYNOPSIS use CQL::Parser; my $parser = CQL::Parser->new(); my $root = $parser->parse( $cql ); CQL::Parser provides a mechanism to parse Common Query Language (CQL) statements. The best description of...


Platforms: *nix

Uncertainty brings unix fortunes to your dashboard. View fortunes, jokes, quotes, facts and many other things right from your dashboard.


Platforms: Mac

The Joke Machine fetches jokes off of the web, filters out the banners, and displays the joke on the screen.


Platforms: Mac

Rangy Lil is the star attraction of Pecos Bill`s traveling circus in the old West, showcasing her amazing sharp-shooting skills. Join in Rangy Lil`s Wild West Adventure, as she must hunts down her no-good ex-husband Bob, who has kidnapped her children. Piece together clues throughout Arizona and...


Platforms: Mac

Narrated by comedian Bill Bailey, follow Muggins, Jim and Nan in their comical adventures! These interactive books can act as a vital bridge between listening and reading. The animations provide visual entertainment and motivation. Nessy Tales are structured with a limited vocabulary, while...


Platforms: Mac

With the cost of power ever increasing, knowing what you are using and when gives your the ability to reducing the cost, EMA shows you how. EMA analyzes the NEM12 formatted data from the E1 and E2 registers, this must be provided by your retailer and / or distributor on request, the software...


Platforms: Windows

Resident Tray System software for barcode scanner or other serial data capture devices that have a standard RS232 or Ethernet interface. The program will redirect serial and or TCP inputs from COM ports to keyboard buffer on your computer, as if the data were directly typed in from the keyboard....


Platforms: Windows

Now you can stop paying a monthly bill for your television service. Live TV Planet is a free service that offers 3000+ channels of live, streaming television. This program requires no installation, and is completely free - forever! The channels are seperated by country, with over 140 countries...


Platforms: Windows, Edition 2005,Edition 2005

Now you can stop paying a monthly bill for your television service. ItIsBlue TV is a free service that offers 3000+ channels of live, streaming television. This program requires no installation, and is completely free - forever! The channels are seperated by country, with over 140 countries to...


Platforms: Windows, Edition 2005,Edition 2005

When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches do. You can make beautiful laughter, if you like these types of jokes. You can manage all cockroach settings from system tray cockroach icon where you can enable it...


Platforms: Windows

Resident Tray System software for barcode scanner or other serial data capture devices that have a standard RS232 serial interface / file and or TCP Ethernet connection. The program will redirect file/serial/TCP Port and keyboard buffer to any direction. Features include: Debugger, run in System...


Platforms: Windows

Now you can stop paying a monthly bill for your television service. Rinoldix TV is a free service that offers 3000+ channels of live, streaming television. This program requires no installation, and is completely free - forever! The channels are seperated by country, with over 140 countries to...


Platforms: Windows

POINT OF SALE ON THE FLY SALES DINE-IN SALES BAR SALES CARRY-OUT SALES DELIVERY SALES SALES SERVICE CHARGE OPTION BIRD'S EYE VIEW OF RESTAURANT AND BAR FLOOR CREATE UNLIMITED TABLES AND BAR STOOLS DESIGN YOUR FLOOR VIEW WITH TABLES AND BAR TO MATCH YOUR OWN ESTABLISHMENT'S FLOOR SET-UP SPLIT ANY...


Platforms: Windows

The Car Card and Way Bills Page program will allow the Model Railway Owner to maintain a database for his rolling stock as well as generating paper work for operating his layout, with the car card and way bill system. It is based on the PHP-MySQL combo.


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

Professional music typesetting, according to the book "The Art Of Music Copying" by Clinton Roemer.Reads MusicXML, CMN, ABC and Guido.Produces MIDI, EPS, PDF, PNG and SVG; from small images for the web to full printable sheet music.


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux