Retirement Roast Jokes
Jokes are stored in a text file and can be edited, added from password protected admin panel.
Platforms: PHP
License: Freeware | Size: 10 KB | Download (47): Joke of the Day Script Download |
The turkeys revolted three years ago. Not coincidentally, that was the same year mankind last had Thanksgiving dinner.
We should have seen it coming. It was the logical conclusion of our perennial turkey oppression. Years of slicing, dicing, chopping, and carving in the name of tastiness....
Platforms: Windows, Windows 7
License: Shareware | Cost: $11.25 USD | Size: 15.81 MB | Download (44): Chicken Invaders 4 Thanksgiving Download |
'Broken Sword: The Director???*a*?s Cut' introduces an intricate new narrative thread, alongside the classic story that has charmed millions of players. It???*a*?s time to experience George and Nico???*a*?s worldwide adventure in a whole new way, with brand new puzzles, hilarious new jokes, and...
Platforms: Mac
License: Commercial | Cost: $7.99 USD | Size: 1.14 GB | Download (35): Broken Sword - Shadow of the Templars - Director's Cut Download |
XPLSISNJASP (what a great name right?) is XMMS Visualization plugin. It is a LightShow via Parallel Port, but you can plug in your favourite electronic disasters (toasters, TVs, etc..) and let all jump and roast in rhythm of XMMS! ;-).
Platforms: *nix
License: Freeware | Size: 51.2 KB | Download (35): XPLSISNJASP Download |
Both of us were busy during Pyweek 8, so we made a rather small game. To our own surprise, it turned out to be a quite fun and complete game. This is a top-down zombie-shooting game where you get experience points for shooting zombies. After each levelup you gain a random perk (faster movement,...
Platforms: *nix
License: Freeware | Size: 3.02 MB | Download (134): Lawn of the Dead Download |
Created by a Harvard lawyer/CPA/investor, Speculator is a uniquely sophisticated and realistic trading simulation/game that lets you have fun trading stocks and bonds (including convertible bonds), put and call options, and commodity futures.
(Caution: Highly addictive. You may also grow...
Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Server
License: Shareware | Cost: $21.95 USD | Size: 3.02 MB | Download (389): Speculator: The Stock Trading Simulation Download |
Dennis Hickey has assembled a collection of amusing and inspirational stories and poems, gleaned from his e-mail correspondence with friends, relatives and even strangers. You don't need a modem; just open the pages to log on! You will laugh, cry, be surprised but you will not get bored with this...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $9.95 USD | Size: 4.16 MB | Download (173): Electronic Story Collection Download |
Jake Blastem is a fast paced arcade roller coaster of a game that leaves you on the edge of your seat,you
control commander Jake Blastem , An aged and praised war veteran.Jake,weary of fighting aliens,Jake is currently planning a early retirement, so that he can live at home with his wife,Susan...
License: Shareware | Cost: $15.00 USD | Size: 993 KB | Download (221): Jake Blastem Download |
With this program you can prank your friends. Either you can copy program into diskette, and feel like a superagent when installing jokes to your friend computer, either you can install jokes in yours computer and watch how your computer is making fun.
License: Freeware | Size: 576 KB | Download (342): Fun tools Download |
Future Value of Savings Calculator quickly shows you what your savings may be by displaying a range of 77 possible scenarios based upon different interest rates and saving amounts.
Future Value of Savings Calculator is a comprehensive annuity calculator which displays results on a...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $29.95 USD | Size: 1.98 MB | Download (272): Future Value of Savings Calculator Download |
Mega Joke. The program allowing to play tricks on your friends.It is a best way to play a joke with your friends.You can enjoy 16 kinds of jokes: Rename Window,Jumping Mouse,Keyboard Emulation,Close Window,Hide Controls,Run Application,CD Open/Close,Floppy Use,Sys Indicators,Message Box,Show/Hide...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $17.00 USD | Size: 739 KB | Download (254): Mega Joke Download |
A brand new version of SmartButler is ready! Now you can find a lot of more fun things such as: jokes, sayings, proverbs, wise advices from Omar Khayyam and much more. Also it includes Reminder, which will remind you about your important events. Don’t forget that SmartButler makes working at...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $15.00 USD | Size: 680 KB | Download (308): SmartButler Download |
A set of financial planning tools to aid you in making those important financial decisions like loans, mortgages, refinancing, credit card debt payoff as well as other easy to use tools. The set contains the following tools -- A detailed mortgage calculator, a mortgage refinancing analysis, an...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $24.95 USD | Size: 583 KB | Download (115): J and L Financial Tool Set Download |
License: Shareware | Cost: $33.00 USD | Size: 10.77 MB | Download (177): Fincalc Download |
DeskFriend is a free interactive computer assistant. Your buddy can read html documents, jokes, news headlines, appointments and much more. Every day your buddy can have different options.
Platforms: Windows
License: Freeware | Size: 408 KB | Download (383): DeskFriend Download |
Simple banking has four main components - Bank accounts, Credit cards, Loans and assets. Each of these components provides you with financial management tools and timely information.The data entered into these financial databases can provide you with important information for making financial...
Platforms: Windows
License: Demo | Cost: $10.00 USD | Size: 10.74 MB | Download (295): Simple Banking Download |
Press Baron is a turn based game of strategy and skill. When playing you bid for a newspaper against three other Press Barons and then you manage, edit and publish your newspaper each week. You are in competition with the other barons who each start off with one newspaper. You must make as much...
Platforms: Windows
License: Freeware | Size: 2.79 MB | Download (163): PressBaron Download |
IRCza is natural language artificial intelligence chat robot for IRC network. IRCza sends and receives messages, simulates human responses without a human - Artificial Intelligence ("AI") engine generates the phrases.
IRCza is very good for promoting IRC chat rooms (also known as "IRC...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $9.95 USD | Size: 1.15 MB | Download (295): IRCza Download |
Convert text, web pages and MS Word documents into audible documents in WAVE, OGG or MP3 formats. Great tool to create your own audio books, improve your memory by repetition, learn foreing language pronunciation, read jokes, news, online bible or any text and listen documents on the road in your...
Platforms: Windows
License: Shareware | Cost: $14.95 USD | Size: 690 KB | Download (250): Aldo's Text-to-WAVE Download |
* Resume Builder creates an unlimited number of different, targeted resumes, each with a different objective, each specifically crafted for a different type of position.
* The interface is extremely intuitive, making it easy for you to build your resume quickly and effortlessly.
* Different...
Platforms: Windows, Windows CE
License: Shareware | Cost: $24.95 USD | Size: 10 KB | Download (227): Resume Builder Download |