Retirement Roast Jokes

This little fun program is able to retrieve a new picture jokes for you from its online gallery everyday. Just specify a time when you want to show pictures and it will automatically download a picture of the day and the last addition and put them in MSN like windows on your desktop.

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be...

A Windows screen saver for displaying jokes, poems or single words in various colors, typefaces and effects. Contents displayed can be modified to your own liking. Comes with English and German sample files containing word lists, jokes, quotations and short poems. Very easy installation and...


Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows.


Platforms: Windows

FREE electronic book with 150 jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize (enter) your jokes. Features: 1.Notebook-like interface. 2.Easy-to-use. 3.Very fast and small....


Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows.


Platforms: Windows

Activities Plus 5.0 is a pack of fun programs, that includes, among many other types, games like crossword puzzles, Tic-Tac-Toe, two matching games and a word scrambler.It also has other utilities like guess what happened in the year you were born, appointments, jokes, fun sound files, etc.


Platforms: Windows

RudeCDTray 1.0 is a simple program to play jokes on your friends the first few times you use it (later it`s a bit tiring and boring).Simply put, the program waits and then suddenly opens the CD drive automatically, emitting a very loud fart that the whole world can hear.


Platforms: Windows

ExecPlan Express is a professional system for financial advisors, professional financial planners or individuals doing their own personal financial planning. It offers unlimited flexibility, with full dynamic integration to analyze the effects of different life events, while also providing the...


Platforms: Windows

Uncertainty brings unix fortunes to your dashboard. View fortunes, jokes, quotes, facts and many other things right from your dashboard.


Platforms: Mac

EasyRetirement is a tool for planning your future.EasyRetirement will help you figure out how aggressive you need to be with your investments to ensure that your retirement is as comfortable as you want it to be.EasyRetirement lets you try out different scenarios to see how much you have to save,...


Platforms: Mac

The Joke Machine fetches jokes off of the web, filters out the banners, and displays the joke on the screen.


Platforms: Mac

Create and distribute digital clocks with countdown, countdown screensavers, and slide shows that can countdown and then count from the event forward. Include images, messages, sounds, music, reminders and text effects. Select the colors for the clock background and the numbers. Distribution of...


Platforms: Windows

MyCyberFriend is an 'AI-like' program for children 8-12 yrs old to chat and interact with Human like Robots. With its instant messaging like feel the robot friends become more of a friend the longer they chat on different free flowing topics. The 2 main Friends are a robot boy and girl that think...


Platforms: Windows

IRS Tax Form 1099-R is used to report designated distributions of $10 or more from Pensions, Annuities, Profit-Sharing and Retirement Plans, IRAs, and Insurance contracts. W2 Mate is 1099 R Software used to import, process, prepare, e-file IRS 1099R and other 1099 forms.W2 Mate 1099 software...


Platforms: Windows

A Form 1099-R is generally used to report designated distributions of $10 or more from pensions, annuities, profit-sharing and retirement plans, IRAs, and insurance contracts. All data needed to fill 1099-R form can be saved for later use and modification. Print unlimited number of 1099-R Forms....


Platforms: Windows

When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches do. You can make beautiful laughter, if you like these types of jokes. You can manage all cockroach settings from system tray cockroach icon where you can enable it...


Platforms: Windows

Create and distribute countdown screensavers, countdown clocks and slide shows that can countdown and then count from the event forward. Include images, messages, sounds, music, reminders and text effects. Distribution of saved projects is royalty free. Ideal for a wedding countdown, retirement...


Platforms: Windows

A subset of the TestCon project, ConAn builds on Roast to provide a testing framework for concurrent Java components. For more details on the TestCon project see http://www.itee.uq.edu.au/~testcon/


Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

The perhaps most userfriendly CD-Writing-package available for Unix. It featuresonline-help, translations to numerous languages and is just very simple to use.


Platforms: Mac, BSD, Solaris, Linux