Really Bad Jokes

A project to dissect the game about the alien menace that has unfortunatly become Abandonware--as well as a really bad arcade game. We are researching X-Com. We can do it, we have the technology to build it bigger, faster, and more slimey.

Hordes of Orcs is a "Tower Defense" game in which you must build walls and lethal towers to defend your village from the Orcs emerging from, what the village elders call, "The Glowing Portal of Really Bad Things That We Should Have Bricked-Up a Long Time Ago." Sadly, the Portal is un-bricked and...

Binary fills your screen with scrolling 1s and 0s, with a font and speed of your choice. Binary also supports DNA sequencing, which scrolls C/G/A/T instead of 1 and 0. Make sure to use a fixed-width font like Courier New, or it will look really bad. A great font to use with Binary is SF Digital...


Platforms: Windows

Params-Util is a simple, compact and correct param-checking functions. SYNOPSIS # Import some functions use Params::Util qw{_SCALAR _HASH _INSTANCE}; # If you are lazy, or need a lot of them... use Params::Util :ALL; sub foo { my $object = _INSTANCE(shift, Foo) or return undef; my...


Platforms: *nix

Do a search for Mac finance apps and you’ll find a truckload, all with one major flaw in common: they assume you have money. Pocket Lint makes it easy to calculate just how terrible your current financial situation is, with robust monthly expenditure tracking, easy income reporting (optional),...


Platforms: Mac

Run and jump and jump and run! Note : Due to the high speed of the flickering, this is probably really bad if you suffer from Photosensitive Epilepsy.


Platforms: Mac

The rules of Tetronix are simple. Blocks appear at the top of the pit and go down to the bottom. When a block arrives to the bottom, it stops moving and another one appears at the top. Blocks may be moved left or right and rotated with keys or mouse. You have to manipulate these blocks to get...


Platforms: Mac

ourTunes is the continuation of several open source projects designed to allow you to browse and download from other people's iTunes Music Shares? OurTunes is still under heavy development, check back often for updates Important ourTunes info: . If ourTunes can see hosts, but the connection...


Platforms: Mac

Fast, good looking email client. Lighter than MS Outlook with some unique and clever features. Basics: - Fully integrated calendar - Tasks - Contacts - Built for Exchange, Office 365 and Outlook.com - Uses Microsoft's own protocol - EWS. So if you need to go back to Outlook, everything...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Server

Bad CD Repair allows to copy files from bad CD or HDD. If your text or mp3 or any other type of file is corrupted then use Bad CD Repair to save it!


Platforms: Windows, Windows CE

Bad CD Repair allows to copy files from bad CD or HDD. If your text or mp3 or any other type of file is corrupted then use Bad CD Repair to save it!


Platforms: Windows, Windows CE

Flobo Floppy Bad Sector Repair This is a Free Floppy disk repair tool. The program eliminates bad sectors of Floppy disk surface. It does not hide bad sectors in the file system, as Scandisk like utilities,it really restores them. Most damaged disk have incorrectly magnetized disk surface. There...


Platforms: Windows

Really Simple CalDAV Store project is a server implementation of the CalDAV protocol for storing calendaring resources (iCalendar format) on a remote shared server. An increasing number of calendar clients support the maintenance of shared remote calendars through CalDAV including Mozilla...


Platforms: *nix

PDL::Bad - PDL does not process bad values. PDL has been compiled with WITH_BADVAL either 0 or undef, so it does not contain any bad-value support code. Actually, a number of methods are defined, but they are only placeholders to make writing other code, that has to handle WITH_BADVAL being...


Platforms: *nix

Really Rather Good Battles In Space is a real time strategy game with fleets of spaceships. Single player real time strategy game following the fall of the great Argonian empire..


Platforms: *nix

Really Slick XScreenSavers project is a GLX port of the Really Slick Screensavers collection by Terry Welsh. The screensavers can be installed as standalone programs or as XScreenSaver hacks.. Gooey eye-candy for X11


Platforms: *nix

Really Slick ScreenSavers GLX Port is a port of some nifty OpenGL screensavers that were originally written for Windows to GLX. Really Slick ScreenSavers GLX Port is intended for use with an existing screensaver daemon like xscreensaver. Whats New in This Release: - This release fixes minor...


Platforms: *nix

Bad Crystal is unique utility for clean your screen from stuck pixels, burn-in and stuck stripes. Launch Bad Crystal for a few minutes, and your screen will be clean. Innovation algorithm and high technology are using in Bad Crystal can repair 90,7% of defect LCD screen within few minutes or your...


Platforms: Windows

Bad Crystal HD utility created specifically for correction burn-in on plasma HD TV allows diagnostic and calibration all types of plasma or LCD screens. Use Bad Crystal HD if you own a large flat Plasma HDTV and you are serious about achieving optimum performance image from your tv and you want...


Platforms: Windows

Bad Crystal is unique utility for clean your screen from stuck pixels, burn-in and stuck stripes. Launch Bad Crystal for a few minutes, and your screen will be clean. Innovation algorithm and high technology are using in Bad Crystal can repair defect LCD screen up to 90.7% within few minutes or...


Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7