Knock Knock Jokes

This little fun program is able to retrieve a new picture jokes for you from its online gallery everyday. Just specify a time when you want to show pictures and it will automatically download a picture of the day and the last addition and put them in MSN like windows on your desktop. Platforms: Windows

A screengamer is a screensaver and game combined in one. Take control of a mighty crab and use the clams' pearls against them to knock out all the coral blocks in this breakout style screen saver and game that takes place right on your desktop! The screensaver activates just like a normal... Platforms: Windows

Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be... Platforms: Windows

A Windows screen saver for displaying jokes, poems or single words in various colors, typefaces and effects. Contents displayed can be modified to your own liking. Comes with English and German sample files containing word lists, jokes, quotations and short poems. Very easy installation and... Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows. Platforms: Windows

Universal Countdown Screensaver can be set to countdown to a set date and time or the same time every week or every day. You can set your 'before' message to display under the countdown and the 'after time expired' message to display after the time has passed. You can have this as a screensaver... Platforms: Windows

A challenging puzzle/maze game with a twist. Can you navigate the pillboxes and get to the finish? Does your ship have the range to knock out that pillbox or will you have to go around it? Has fully editable graphics, several pre-made levels, and a random map generator. Also features a full and... Platforms: Windows

FREE electronic book with 150 jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize (enter) your jokes. Features: 1.Notebook-like interface. 2.Easy-to-use. 3.Very fast and small.... Platforms: Windows

The screensaver features factoids (Animated jokes) about famous world leaders, past and present. In honor of my 10 years in The Austin Chronicle (9/23/88-9/23/98), I offer my first (in what I hope will be a series) of screensavers for Windows. Platforms: Windows

Activities Plus 5.0 is a pack of fun programs, that includes, among many other types, games like crossword puzzles, Tic-Tac-Toe, two matching games and a word scrambler.It also has other utilities like guess what happened in the year you were born, appointments, jokes, fun sound files, etc. Platforms: Windows

Atomic Pongling is an addictive and original mix of games: balls and the classic Pong (the first videogame in history).In Atomic Pongling you have to knock down a series of pine trees that are at the top of the screen. To do this you use a ball that you push about and you mustn+t let it leave the... Platforms: Windows

RudeCDTray 1.0 is a simple program to play jokes on your friends the first few times you use it (later it`s a bit tiring and boring).Simply put, the program waits and then suddenly opens the CD drive automatically, emitting a very loud fart that the whole world can hear. Platforms: Windows

Enter Mayawaka, the Worlds of Wonder, and embark upon a mystical adventure unlike any other. Use your mouse or cursor keys to maneuver your brave little character across each ancient carved pyramid, moving quickly and carefully to avoid the evil creatures that try to knock you off at every... Platforms: Windows

When your computer power suddenly goes off or you see a blue "screen of death", the first thought that comes to your mind is whether the document you were working on is still there. In case of a minor hardware error, your information will be just fine, but worst case scenarios also happen and... Platforms: Windows

Real Mah Jongg is a social game that originated in China thousands of years ago. Four players, named after the four winds, take tiles from a wall in turn. The best tiles are made of ivory and wood; they click pleasantly when you knock them together. Computer Solitaire Mah Jongg (xmahjongg being... Platforms: *nix

TCP Knocking provides a port knocking implementation. Often a secure system needs a port open so that only authorized persons can access a particular service and also the service should not exposed to attackers and worms that may use vulnerabilities that exist in the listening server. Port... Platforms: *nix

Java Lemonade Stand is a lemonade stand game. To play the game, click on the link below. You are the sole proprietor of a lemonade stand in your front yard. Your parents were kind enough to knock together a booth and provide some initial capital and supplies. You have three months to make as... Platforms: *nix

Gem Drop X is a fast-paced puzzle game where its your job to clear the screen of gems before they squash you! (Youre at the bottom, theyre at the top, and they keep coming!) Gem Drop X was directly ported from the original GemDrop for the Atari 8-bit, which was based on "Magical Drop III" by... Platforms: *nix

Jardinains 2! is a Breakout-like game, but with more gnome bouncing. Jardinains 2! is the second incarnation of Jardinains!, a ball-and-paddle-style game with a twist: unruly garden gnomes. Use your ball and paddle to break bricks and knock gnomes from their lofty perches. Bounce the gnomes to... Platforms: *nix

Uncertainty brings unix fortunes to your dashboard. View fortunes, jokes, quotes, facts and many other things right from your dashboard. Platforms: Mac