Knock Knock Jokes

The Knock Project is a collection of security tools providing increased client/server authentication. The server and its functionality is provided by the netfilter kernel interface. Included are the daemon, a GNU/Linux client and a Windows client. Platforms: *nix

Knock Knock is a network utility application living in your Mac OS X menu bar. It automatically checks the reachability of your network hosts on a regular basis. If there is a webserver running, Knock Knock is able to check the HTTP status response code f Platforms: Mac

Knock Knock is a network utility application living in your Mac OS X menu bar. It automatically checks the reachability of your network hosts on a regular basis. If there is a webserver running, Knock Knock is able to check the HTTP status response code for you as well. *Stay up to date at all... Platforms: Mac

WHIST Card Game From Sepcial K. This program plays the popular card game of WHIST and Knock-Out WHIST with the benefits of playing through WINDOWS. You can choose your style of play, as well as customising for different rules. It comes complete with a comprehensive help file which... Platforms: Windows, Windows 7, Windows Server, Other

Softbiz Jokes and Funny Pictures Script is wonderful script to start your own jokes site within minutes. This script has special focus on helping you get great returns for your investment in this script. It provides you cool way to automatically run unlimited number of affiliate ads including... Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux, Linux Console, Linux Gnome, Linux GPL, Linux Open Source, Unix, Other

ebook - Jokes For All Occassions - Read part of it free, pay to read the rest. Leithauser Research ebook reader included. Platforms: Windows

It's a new chuckle everyday with clean, funny jokes by kids, for kids. A Mac OSX dashboard widget from JokesByKids.com Platforms: Mac

The jokes widget makes it possible to inserted selected jokes into your blog and display the jokes in a widget Platforms: PHP

Stones stack up row by row and fill up the board. It's your job to knock them off before they fill up the entire board. Fun and addictive puzzle game. Slide stones around on a board like the ever-popular Slider game to form a row of stones same as the topmost row. The matching row of stones get... Platforms: Windows

Discard and Knock your way to win! Discover the most realistic game of Gin Rummy available. Learn basic play and strategy in our tutorial. Improve your skills using unlimited hint, undo and replay. Master your game using detailed history and statistics. Play Gin Rummy your way with hundreds of... Platforms: Windows

Download this amazing 3D screensaver and liven up your desktop with our brand new 3D tropical aquarium full of colorful moving coral fishes allowing you to feed them and knock at the glass to make them move! Download and add new fishes & backgrounds from our huge gallery! You can use also a... Platforms: Windows

FastOpen is a small tool that can quickly launch a program or open a file. By clicking on the task bar icon or use the hotkey to invoke the tool, you only need to knock on the keyboard and then an "Enter" to quick-start the programs or open the files. Several functions have been integrated into... Platforms: Windows

Discard and knock your way to victory! Gin gained its popularity in the 1930s when Hollywood celebrities took up the game. Now you can join the fun with Championship Gin Pro! Whether you're an expert or a beginner, our endearing characters and exciting game variations will keep you... Platforms: Windows

Creates programs - jokes based on schedule. Joke can: picture show, play audio and video, record audio, change volumes, open-close cdrom door, message, reboot PC, start URL and any program. Joke works autonomous. Platforms: Windows

Match Generator is a program for Fixture Secretaries and the like who need to organise Knock-out Cup draws and Weekly Fixtures. Cup draws can be drawn from 128 entrants down, Weekly Fixtures can be generated for Leagues of seven teams up to Leagues of sixteen teams. Draws can be printed out or... Platforms: Windows

fwknop stands for the "FireWall KNock OPerator", and implements an authorization scheme based around Netfilter and libpcap that requires only a single encrypted packet in order to communicate various pieces of information including desired access through a Netfilter policy and/or complete... Platforms: *nix

Orbituary is a game where you try to knock the other players off the screen while staying on the screen yourself. You control a coloured ball, which has the ability to attatch itself to a number of "nodes" which are floating in the arena. By attatching and detatching with the correct timing, you... Platforms: Mac

WhitOP2KO_CS3... Reset all white text and path object overprints to knock-out.Scan all path and text objects in an Illustrator document, including hidden and locked objects and layers, and turn off the overprint setting for white objects. A fast, efficient method for preventing problems on press... Platforms: Mac

You control a paddle and must knock your apple into the soda cans as in arkanoid or breakout. Play by yourself or against an internet opponent from all over the world. You meet in the game lobby inside the game and have access to a chat system and player statistics. 50 stunning randomly chosen... Platforms: Windows

Control your paddle ship and knock the ball into the brick brigades with 50 fun filled levels breakout style. Plenty of powerups like paddle grow, clone ball, money bars, score multipliers, ball barrier and level warp. Capture the best bonus Phasers and shoot a glowing plasma ray that destoys all... Platforms: Windows