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I Hate Myself is our submission to the Global Game Jam 2012. It was created by Jonathan Wehrle, Tilmann Hars and me. We are very happy with our submission and you absolutely should try this game!

One day I came into our office and found that a keyboard on the table of one of our leading developers was broken. Several buttons were missing. Horrible black gaps where keys used to be. We all were astonished. Who would commit this foolish crime? Soon, Mike, the keyboard owner, appeared and...

I Hate That iTunes Done Chime! is an AppleScript that changes the sound iTunes plays after importing or converting a track to your choice of a System sound, no sound, or your choice of an AIFF sound.


Platforms: Mac

I hate spend hours for searching needed software. I hate check tons of links for figure out how I can download software. And I don't like to give out my private e-mail for giving access to downloading links. But I found solution. Thatls new IE toolbar just with one feature - looking for...


Platforms: Windows

The password guard is an application that will store all your passwords in only one click. It uses strong encryption and your passwords will never be exposed to the public. Most of the modern browser have a save password function which simply stores your passwords without any protection. If...


Platforms: Windows

Hi! Have you heard about PhotoLook? It is a new most handy utility for those who have digital photoes. You know I'm crazy about them. Now using my new PhotoLook I easily store, watch, arrange and sort them. I view pictures as I like: thumbnails, slide show, full size with one click only. What...


Platforms: Windows

alived is a simple daemon and client for sending keepalive messages. The server keeps a list of hostname to IP address, useful for when a remote DHCP client changes IP addresses. The whole idea is to have a machine send its current IP address to a server. This is because I hate it when my...


Platforms: *nix

id3tool is a command line utility for easy manipulation of the ID3 tags present in MPEG Layer 3 audio files. id3tool is a fully GPLd program. Warm-fuzzys are 100% optional. id3tool was written as a test program for a small id3 stub Id written for the "Ultimate MP3 Player" which is still a...


Platforms: *nix

CGI++ is a C++ macro pre-processor that facilitates development of CGI/Database applications in C++. It will also process your HTML and generate form parsing classes with appropriate constructors. Many desirable features are yet to be implemented, but you can use what is already available to...


Platforms: *nix

Problem: I hate ads. Solution: Kill my television. Better Solution: Content-filter my web pages...The PithHelmet adds some basic but powerful content filtering to Apple's Safari browser. The basic purpose is to filter advertisements, but there are other potential uses as well (blocking Flash,...


Platforms: Mac

NOTE: BETA RELEASE (0.5.0) - (0.5.3) This version shouldn't be install on live/production website untill is fully tested. please let me know of any issues on the wordpres forums posts or Plugin siteImage Store (ImStore) is a image gallery and store plugin for WordPress with a slideshow and paypal...


Platforms: PHP

The HoRNet ChannelStrip MK2 is a versatile plugin designed for every day use. I hate using a lot of plugins on every channel because swapping sessions between computers means having to install and authorize every single plugins, for this reason I spent almost one year designing the tool i...


Platforms: Mac

javascript Object Notation (aka JSON) is a very popular alternative to XML for transmitting data to the web browser. Flexjson is a lightweight library for serializing Java objects into JSON. What's different about Flexjson is it's control over what gets serialized allowing both deep and shallow...


Platforms: Mac

Password Manager Daemon is a daemon that serves data to application via a socket. The data is stored in an encrypted XML file and the client must provide a key when opening and saving a file. I originally wrote this because I hate having to update account credentials for multiple applications...


Platforms: *nix

ThisIsNotBackupBuddy is a set of scripts which make versioned, disk-to-disk, backups via rsync easy. ThisIsNotBackupBuddy will allow you to set up disk-to-disk backups that happen automatically. I hate tapes. They're messy, time-wasting, and nowadays, surprisingly expensive. Don't forget...


Platforms: *nix

Pycorn is an interpreted operating system written in Python, intended to recreate the easy learning possibilities of 8-bit microcomputers. Device drivers, network protocols, file systems can all be implemented in Python with no C or assembler code. The goal of the project is to create a usable...


Platforms: *nix

LightDesktop is a teensy Linux distribution that tries to boot off of the Web. The install/liveCD/liveUSB image is smaller than 32 megs. Because I hate XWindows, it doesn't have it - it uses a Qt running on a framebuffer. It has: * Wireless support * A Webkit-based browser * A terminal...


Platforms: *nix

When used in conjunction with your home or office PC and a suitable camera, i-Catcher provides a powerful, practical and economic alternative to dedicated CCTV security systems. Constantly comparing live images from the connected camera, when motion is detected it automatically captures and saves...


Platforms: Windows

3Grid Art I Screen saver ,it contains 33 sheets art design opus.They are very visualize and lifelikeness,and it contains ethereally music 'A comme Amour', when you have a rest,you will go into the dream 3D world and enjoy the concinnity music .... You can keep order of the pictures appearing,...


Platforms: Windows

i-Commerce Icon Set is a collection of royalty-free stock icons for use in commercial and personal products, including software applications, websites, blogs, and presentations. Icons are divided into such categories as Medicine, Delivery, Hardware, People, Objects and Symbols. Icons are...


Platforms: OS/2, Windows, Mac, *nix, Windows CE, Pocket PC, Other,Android,BlackBerry,iPhone,iPod,iTouch,Palm,Palm OS 6.0,Handheld/Mobile Other,Java