Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

MB Free Fortune Cookie is an interesting software with a simple to use interface. The program is designed to predict your fortune for a particular day. Fortune cookies are crescent-shaped, hollow cookies with a piece of paper inside which contains your "fortune" or the thought of the day. The...

MB Free Fortune Cookie is an interesting software with a simple to use interface. The program is designed to predict your fortune for a particular day. Fortune cookies are crescent-shaped, hollow cookies with a piece of paper inside which contains your "fortune" or the thought of the day. The...

Lucky Fortune Cookie surprises and delights with a multitude of fortunes just for you! Break the cookie and get your special fortune for love, luck, business, and advice, along with your lucky numbers! Perfect for the New Year, get advice for Valentine's Day and other special occasions! Choose...


Platforms: Mac

fortune-mod-calvin project is a fortune cookie file with quotes from Calvin and Hobbes. fortune-mod-calvin is a compilation of quotes from Bill Wattersons fantastic "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip. The quotes have been compiled from various sources on the Web..


Platforms: *nix

"A cliche a day" is the exclusive, Worksheet Genius fortune cookie. Every time you log into your computer, you'll be greeted by education related quotation. Never tire of turning your computer on and off! Amaze / bore others with your knowledge of barely amusing educational quotations! Our...


Platforms: Windows

Chinese Divination is an age old subject, the origin of which is unknown till date. Astrology & divination in China originated around 4000 years ago. MB Chinese Oracle is an excellent and thought provoking program. It gives you an instant look at your astrological sign and also the I Ching...


Platforms: Windows

For a long time you, as Cornelius, have been working at the local comic books stand shop. For about as long, you've been daydreaming about how somehow, someday, you'd be a Hero. After all, wasn't what the fortune cookie was saying, right? ... Right?


Platforms: Mac

Zen is cute. Zen is fun. Zen application was developed to be a simple tool that you can put in your computer's Startup folder, or just run it whenever you want. What Zen does is search several text files of "fortune cookie" sayings, and display one at random. The fortune cookie files are just...


Platforms: Linux

Zen is cute. Zen is fun. Zen application was developed to be a simple tool that you can put in your computer's Startup folder, or just run it whenever you want. What Zen does is search several text files of "fortune cookie" sayings, and display one at random. The fortune cookie files are just...


Platforms: Mac

Fortunate provides a hassle free random quote on your blog. There are no databases to download or configure and you do not need to come up with your own witty sayings. It provides instant access to one of the largest collections of random quotes, witticisms, sayings, jokes and trivia on the net...


Platforms: PHP

Inspired by the eponymous screen saver from BeOS, Message fills your screen with text in a variety of randomly (yet carefully!) chosen color/font configurations. The source of the text is up to you. Message can display the output of any Terminal program (like ofortune,o the BSD fortune-cookie...


Platforms: Mac

WeatherSig is a fun tool that displays your city weather conditions in your email signature for many popular mail programs. Your signature is inserted automatically into outgoing messages for Outlook Express, Mozilla Thunderbird and more.WeatherSig also allows popular fortune cookie abilities and...


Platforms: Windows

Relations::Query is a Perl Object for building queries with DBI/DBD::mysql. SYNOPSIS # Relations::Query Script that creates some queries. use Relations::Query; $query = new Relations::Query(-select => {fife => barney}, -from => {green_teeth => moogoo}, -where => "flotsam>jetsam",...


Platforms: *nix

Ivory aims to be simple, yet elegant mahjongg solitaire game. Current features include: 3D graphics, multiple tile sets and graphic themes, 'fortune cookie' messages, and more. - Bug fixes, checks for updates, finalized 1.0.0 release.


Platforms: Mac

Inspired by the eponymous screen saver from BeOS, Message fills your screen with text in a variety of randomly (yet carefully!) chosen color/font configurations. The source of the text is up to you. Message can display the output of any Terminal program (like 'fortune', the BSD fortune-cookie...


Platforms: Mac

CD Splash is a very small but powerful application that will help you to create CD splashes. A splash is a window that is shown every time you put your CD into the CDPlM unit. You can customize the splash: to show your name and face or any other picture you choose to show your company logo, motto...


Platforms: Windows

Now you can send someone a Birthday eCard with your personalized voice message attached. You can record your voice message and send it with your Birthday ecard!


Platforms: Windows

A superb collection of utilities and desktop enhancements, Winstep Xtreme will change the way you work with Windows forever. Winstep Xtreme: Transforms your desktop Lets you have a desktop that becomes the envy of whoever looks at it... everybody loves a pretty face! Organizes your...


Platforms: Windows

Sometimes you don't want specific recipients to see your signature (which may contain "personal" information). "Signature Switch" offers removal (and re-insertion) of your signature with just one click of a button. Moreover you can define different signatures (e.g. for private- or business-use)...


Platforms: Mac

Catfood Fortune Cookies is based on the popular UNIX program Fortune. Every time you log in to windows a random Fortune is chosen from a database of over 4,000. Fortune Cookies also supports user defined fortunes.


Platforms: Windows