Dumb Engineer Jokes

Basic free internet tools for the network engineer or anyone needing to test their network connection. We include basic Ping, Traceroute, Whois, Ping Scan, Graphical Ping and DNS tools in an integrated single solution program. These are simplified versions of the more extensive versions found in... Platforms: Windows

Basic free internet tools for the network engineer or anyone needing to test their network connection. We include basic Ping, Traceroute, Whois, Ping Scan, Graphical Ping and DNS tools in an integrated single solution program. These are simplified versions of the more extensive versions found in... Platforms: Windows

Power Engineering Visualization VC++ Source Code Solutions UCanCode Softwareis a world-class Power Engineering Solutions provider with an established reputation for customer responsiveness and technical expertise. Our solutions stand behind thousands of T&D projects in over 40 countries around... Platforms: Windows

You may be an experienced hardware or TCP engineer, or an system designer or looking for a handy application for extending your office, hotel or enterprise software. Whatever the case may be, look no further than our Advanced CIR Data Logger, for it will meet all of your technical needs. Advanced... Platforms: Windows

Are you a network engineer who is looking for an always-on, service based tool to simplify and secure the transfer of system or configuration files across your network? The WhatsUp Gold TFTP Server allows you to save time and effort while uploading and downloading files. Use it to securely... Platforms: Windows

Preface: I am an electronic engineer and a computer programmer.I usually download a lot of useful ebooks ,electronic datasheets and source codes from internet. But now I found out that if I need some information which I downloaded from internet into my computer, I couldn't find it. Ironically, If... Platforms: Windows

When you see one of these cockroaches on the screen, they look very real. They even walk around the same way real cockroaches do. You can make beautiful laughter, if you like these types of jokes. You can manage all cockroach settings from system tray cockroach icon where you can enable it... Platforms: Windows

It's a puzzle game with old water pipe puzzle concept. Your aim is to connect all tubing before the water starts flowing. You may turn tubes clockwise or counter-clockwise to connect them. If the water starts flowing and some tube is not connected, you lose. You cannot turn the tubes with water.... Platforms: Windows

Liquefaction of loose saturated sandy soils under the effect of strong ground motion, is a problem that the Geotechnical Engineer can face in many surveys. LiqIT is a software for the assessment of soil liquefaction potential based on commonly used field data. LiqIT utilizes the most recent and... Platforms: Windows

Toad® Data Modeler helps you create high-quality data models and easily deploy accurate changes to data structures — at a fraction of the cost of many other solutions. With this cross-platform database modeling software, you can: Build high-quality logical and physical data models... Platforms: Windows

Advanced Tokens Manager, will help to make a complete and trusted backup of your activation data Microsoft imposes a limit of activations for each license online, using the program, you can activate offline number of times you want, and enjoy your Genuine Software About: The Advanced... Platforms: Windows

AppComplete is a modelling and prototyping tool from CapableObjects.com , contains a UML-class modeller, contains a UML-state machine modeller, lets you execute your model including the state machines, uses the standard OCL as constraint and query language, can reverse engineer existing... Platforms: Windows

DFMPro is a CAD integrated Design for Manufacturability (DFM) tool which performs upfront design for manufacturing validation and provides suggestions to avoid downstream issues which impacts cost, quality and product launch time. Today design engineers spend around 20% or higher on rework... Platforms: Windows

DFMPro is a CAD integrated Design for Manufacturability (DFM) tool which performs upfront design for manufacturing validation and provides suggestions to avoid downstream issues which impacts cost, quality and product launch time. Today design engineers spend around 20% or higher on rework... Platforms: Windows

BinkleyTerm is a freely available FidoNet compatible electronic mail interface and dumb terminal package. This means it's aprogram for receiving and sending mail and files within FidoNet or other Fido Technology Networks Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

DUMB, the Diabolically Uncrashable Mud Builder, implements a lisp-like language interpreter in Java. This language is specialized to allow the most flexible MUD creation to date, and to allow 100% uptime, even during MUD development. NEW: SWING GUI Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

This is a helpful and optimized tool support for Electronic Design Automation Engineer viewing vcd file format.Runing all 32-bit MS Window(95/98/Nt/2000/XP),Linux,Apple Mac OS classic.It is mean to be an open source viewer developed by SELAB-University o Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

'gtdev' is an open source tool which assists the engineer in developing a new gas turbine (1D Thermo- and Aerodynamics). It is created by the student research group 'Hummingbird - TUM Gas Turbines' placed at the LFA, TU Munich: www.tum-gasturbines.de Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux

Mounties Feedback Trainer was designed to help you learn to correctly identify feedback tone frequencies - an essential skill for any budding sound engineer, as well as useful for any musician. You can use it to train your ear to detect the various frequencies and then test yourself to see how... Platforms: Mac

Turns your Mac into an anytime, anywhere recording studio packed with hundreds of instruments and a recording engineer or two for good measure. It’s the easiest way to create, perform and record your own music whether you’re an accomplished player or just wish you were a rock star. And... Platforms: Mac