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This practice tests download includes practice tests for the Sun Certified System Administrator for Solaris 9, Part 1 exam, Sun Certified System Administrator for Solaris 9, Part II exam, Sun Certified Data Management Engineer with Veritas exam, Sun Certified Enterprise Architect exam, Sun... Platforms: Windows

IIS Monitor allows you to monitor your IIS web server as if you had a support engineer working 24/7. Actions can be set to occur when select errors occur - such as resetting IIS when system resources are exceeded. With IIS Monitor, even ODBC ASP websites can see improved performance and less... Platforms: Windows

Sidekick is a data reference program for Mechanical Engineer, Designer, Manufacturing Engineer and Draftsman. Sidekick includes data references for screw data, counterbored holes, right-angled triangles, trigonometry functions, decimal equivalents, box wrench clearances, open wrench clearances... Platforms: Windows

The Diabolically Uncrashable Mud Builder project is a is a lisp interpreter specialized for MUD building. The goal of the Diabolically Uncrashable Mud Builder project is to provide MUD developers a language specifically designed for the purpose. The Diabolically Uncrashable Mud Builder, as the... Platforms: *nix

Tiny serial terminal is a simple and dumb tool to access serial ports. Mainly intended for use to access serial consoles of various hardware. Usage: Download: com.c Version : 1.1 Size : 4607 bytes MD5 : 73a394b6d5ad333c2bf542315e1a0b73 SHA1 : 53c8ea8a1d5450ac4237a20c843e1462acaaa96e... Platforms: *nix

PAPI aims to provide the tool designer and application engineer with a consistent interface and methodology for use of the performance counter hardware found in most major microprocessors. PAPI enables software engineers to see, in near real time, the relation between software performance and... Platforms: *nix

Uncertainty brings unix fortunes to your dashboard. View fortunes, jokes, quotes, facts and many other things right from your dashboard. Platforms: Mac

DataThief III is a program to reverse engineer data points from a graph. Typically, you scan a graph from a publication, load it into DataThief, and save the resulting coordinates, so you can use them in calculations or graphs that include your own data.It is written in Java.It is capable of... Platforms: Mac

The Joke Machine fetches jokes off of the web, filters out the banners, and displays the joke on the screen. Platforms: Mac

If you™re an engineer, teacher, hobbyist, or just curious, DomeMaker Pro 2.5 is the product for you. Use the free version to generate models of triangular panel domes. And for just you get a rich set of tools to create triangular, kite, or rhombus subdivisions (tessellations) for icosahedron,... Platforms: Windows

Altova UModel 2015 Enterprise Edition is the starting point for successful software development. Use UModel to create software models and SQL database designs via the power of UML. Generate Java, C#, or Visual Basic .NET code, and SQL scripts from UML models. Reverse engineer existing programs... Platforms: Windows, Windows 8, Windows 7

7yuv is a YUV Viewer, YUV Editor, Hex-Editor for analyzing raw video files and binary data. Whether you are a games programmer, video codec engineer, or just in need to hack binary files, 7yuv is the tool for you. Its support for most RGB and YUV surface formats makes it a must-have for... Platforms: Windows

Speed Up your PC - Three part video tutorial - PC Engineer Shows Insider PC Speed Tricks - Speed Up Your Web Browser - Instantly Speed Up Your Computer Platforms: Windows

MyCyberFriend is an 'AI-like' program for children 8-12 yrs old to chat and interact with Human like Robots. With its instant messaging like feel the robot friends become more of a friend the longer they chat on different free flowing topics. The 2 main Friends are a robot boy and girl that think... Platforms: Windows

MagicPlot Pro is a handy tool for scientific and engineer data processing, plotting and nonlinear fitting. MagicPlot Pro is powerful enough and consistent. Get MagicPlot Pro and take it for a spin to see what it can actually do for you! Advantages * Compact: Single file ~2 MB * Multilevel... Platforms: Linux

MagicPlot is a handy tool for scientific and engineer data processing, plotting and nonlinear fitting. MagicPlot is powerful enough and consistent. Advantages * Compact: Single file ~2 MB * Multilevel undo function for all actions * Useful plot navigation and scaling * Visual nonlinear... Platforms: All

MagicPlot Pro is a handy tool for scientific and engineer data processing, plotting and nonlinear fitting. MagicPlot Pro is powerful enough and consistent. Get MagicPlot Pro and take it for a spin to see what it can actually do for you! Advantages * Compact: Single file ~2 MB * Multilevel... Platforms: Windows

MagicPlot Pro is a handy tool for scientific and engineer data processing, plotting and nonlinear fitting. MagicPlot Pro is powerful enough and consistent. Get MagicPlot Pro and take it for a spin to see what it can actually do for you! Advantages * Compact: Single file ~2 MB * Multilevel... Platforms: Mac

MagicPlot is a handy tool for scientific and engineer data processing, plotting and nonlinear fitting. MagicPlot is powerful enough and consistent. Advantages * Compact: Single file ~2 MB * Multilevel undo function for all actions * Useful plot navigation and scaling * Visual nonlinear... Platforms: All

The Swiss army knife of tools for source navigation, code understanding and static analysis - useful for every practicing software engineer. Fast and easy to use, it is a programmers IDE oriented at maintenance tasks. Understand helps development teams working in a rigorous environment where... Platforms: Mac